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    Shoot the cripple Mr. O in the head
    39
    48.15%
    Shoot the exotic Mr. V in the head
    11
    13.58%
    Shoot the doors
    10
    12.35%
    Try to work w/both to open the doors
    10
    12.35%
    Shoot myself in the head
    4
    4.94%
    Shoot myself in the foot
    4
    4.94%
    Do nothing
    3
    3.70%

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    (Original post by Absinth)
    Use shards of glass and food to render the cameras useless, shoot into the air in crippled guy's room, wait in silence for the locked door to open, use remaining bullets and glass to kill men outside, and escape, knowing that my girlfriend would escape herself because she is like a ninja.
    A lesbian Ninja :coma:

    My analysis of this situation tells me that this is most likely an audition for a terrorist. So obviously, I have to prove that my balls are massive (which they are :yes:) thus firstly killing Mr. O using a bullet then secondly, picking up three shards of glass, going into Mr. V's room and passing him two of the pieces of glass whilst I only carry one piece of glass. We then fight to death, I obviously struggle for the first few rounds just like Rocky but then my mind plays an emotional song and I kill him in one final, slow-motion, black and white move. I then pause for drama and slowly look up at the locked door. The door is opened and my sweating face is illuminated by the ferocious sunlight.

    Eventually, I befriend the terrorists and within a month, take down the whole organisation and get voted the King of the World.
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    The cripple would present no challenge and would thus be boring.
    You've clearly analysed this.

    Please, present me with your findings :woo:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    You've clearly analysed this.

    Please, present me with your findings :woo:
    Well i already said. You should shoot whoever would make it the most fun. Probably the girlfriend as you could have sex with her in the process :holmes:
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    (Original post by joey11223)
    I'd have to cover the cameras though..:confused:
    with my poo!! hmm i like your thinkin' sir
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    Well i already said. You should shoot whoever would make it the most fun. Probably the girlfriend as you could have sex with her in the process :holmes:
    You clearly have an ex in mind :p:
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    Well i already said. You should shoot whoever would make it the most fun. Probably the girlfriend as you could have sex with her in the process :holmes:
    if only i could get to her. assuming of course, she's my gf...i don't rly remember and i'm basically just going on what Mr. Terrorist said.
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    Or just shoot Mr. V OP. Whatever. A moving target is better than a stationary one.
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    (Original post by jhukranti)
    if only i could get to her. assuming of course, she's my gf...i don't rly remember and i'm basically just going on what Mr. Terrorist said.
    What a dull scenario in that case then :sad:
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    What a dull scenario in that case then :sad:
    but hey she looked hot, so hopefully once i get through one of those doors i can get to her. maybe spark some memories. or at least some s&m fun...

    speaking of poo...
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    you what?
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    Can i use this opportunity to highlight my previous suggestion?

    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Pleasure your rectum with the pistol.
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    you what?
    well my options are unlimited tbh...and you wanted an interesting story....

    anyway we'll see how this turns out. i'm pretty sure these ******* terrorists won't let me and the girl leave after just one door.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Can i use this opportunity to highlight my previous suggestion?
    it's certainly on the table. i'll need some sort of week-long recreation besides laughing at the two other captives...so yep yknow what that means.
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    Please tell us what happens next OP, I can't handle the suspense. :teeth:
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    (Original post by sundance_kid)
    Please tell us what happens next OP, I can't handle the suspense. :teeth:
    lol don't worry...i definitely will!!!! but...i don't want to be too hasty, and it might be good to get a few more opinions! probably won't wait a week though b/c there's only so much pistol-pleasuring i can handle...lol
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    Well this is boring.

    Is it bad that I was hoping that this would be an anon h&r thread? :unsure:
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    (Original post by sleekchic)
    Well this is boring.

    Is it bad that I was hoping that this would be an anon h&r thread? :unsure:
    i was thinkin of doing that to increase realism lol...but i didn't want to get banned! :eek:
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    (Original post by Rocious)
    i cant believe people are actually voting for mr. v

    i mean how racist do you have to be to kill a regular person over a cripple purely because he's black?
    it's interesting. i like the info we can take from these polls.
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    (Original post by Tombola)
    You'd probably end up dying and indirectly killing your girlfriend though.
    yeah that's how i'm going to live with what i'm about to do...yah i'm about to do it!! no week-long wait for me. stay tuned for *freedom hopefully*
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    (Original post by sleekchic)
    Well this is boring.

    Is it bad that I was hoping that this would be an anon h&r thread? :unsure:
    Yes it's very bad. You're very politically correct in most of your posts, but this reveals that you're only masquerading and in reality you only give advice because of your strange fascination with the subject.
 
 
 
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