The Student Room Group

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Reply 1

Cold showers and fat women.

Reply 2

wear a dressing gown

Reply 3

MichaelG
wear a dressing gown

good idea

Reply 4

tuck your penis under the elastic strap on your shorts before you go to bed.

:mmm:

Reply 5

have a ****.

Reply 6

The Question
tuck your penis under the elastic strap on your shorts before you go to bed.


good idea

Reply 7

The Question
tuck your penis under the elastic strap on your shorts before you go to bed.


Before, i usually try that as i wake up and want to leave my bedroom, into the wilderness.

But its still pretty obvious

Reply 8

do you get them every morning?

tthink about your parents having sex...should work a charm

Reply 9

DOA
who says willy outside the playground lol


yes...winky is a much better word than willy :redface:P

Reply 10

DOA
who says willy outside the playground lol


penis/ dick whatever you got!

Reply 11

Est.1989
do you get them every morning?

tthink about your parents having sex...should work a charm


most and id throw up probs lol

you girls are so lucky, you dont have to worry about this

Reply 12

nicola.123
yes...winky is a much better word than willy :redface:P


lol call your boyfriends a winky and see what happens

Reply 13

Just a question...why are you in such desperate need to hide it in the first place?

Reply 14

I personally have to tether the beast down with chains... But i suppose you could tuck it under the waistbelt of your boxers :biggrin:

Reply 15

Eddie_90
have a ****.


this, lol

Reply 16

so why is it that males get morning hard ons?

Reply 17

Fawn
Stop sharing a bed with your mother.


agreed, you should only be inside your mother once in your lifetime

Reply 18

MrGreedy
so why is it that males get morning hard ons?


To salute the new day.

Reply 19

LuckyJinx
Just a question...why are you in such desperate need to hide it in the first place?


because it looks kind of strange and most people would freak out seeing it (well those are my reasons anyway)