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    Why would you want to hide it? :lolwut:

    It's a free erection :woo:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    To salute the new day.
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by MrGreedy)
    so why is it that males get morning hard ons?
    Testosterone builds up in the body during the night.
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    (Original post by DOA)
    most and id throw up probs lol

    you girls are so lucky, you dont have to worry about this
    No, we just have to worry about leaking blood monthly and pushing another human out of our vaginas.

    It's all good, obviously.
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    (Original post by LuckyJinx)
    Testosterone builds up in the body during the night.
    but why?
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    (Original post by LuckyJinx)
    Just a question...why are you in such desperate need to hide it in the first place?
    I act asexual around my fam and I dont like the idea of my **** being on show like that.
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    (Original post by Perfect_Gent)
    I tie mine to my ankle
    Yeah but why would you need to do that if your penis is detachable?
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    (Original post by DOA)
    ok so most boys get them and my question is how to make them less obvious?
    Dont make them less obvious!
    They turn me on!!
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    (Original post by DOA)
    who says willy outside the playground lol
    Who still hangs around in playgrounds!? :hmmm:
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    As far as I know, most guys just tuck it up in the waistband of their pants and put a long shirt over it.

    @malleablegrace: too true!
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    No, we just have to worry about leaking blood monthly and pushing another human out of our vaginas.

    It's all good, obviously.
    .....and I never looked at vaginas the same way again
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    No, we just have to worry about leaking blood monthly and pushing another human out of our vaginas.

    It's all good, obviously.
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by LuckyJinx)
    Just a question...why are you in such desperate need to hide it in the first place?
    This is what I was thinking, whenever I awake to find gnomes have pitched camp in my pants, I strut around with it on show thinking "look at how amazing it is".
    :awesome:
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    (Original post by Perfect_Gent)
    I tie mine to my ankle
    I can't believe this made me laugh
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    I just walk with my hand sort of in the way of it.
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    (Original post by wombat678)
    I personally have to tether the beast down with chains... But i suppose you could tuck it under the waistbelt of your boxers
    Ahem.. :yep:
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    (Original post by MichaelG)
    wear a dressing gown
    but dont you get an obvious bulge in your dressing gown :s god knows i do
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    (Original post by Buster_Bunny)
    Dont make them less obvious!
    They turn me on!!
    lol if im with a girl, ill make no attempt to hide it
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    (Original post by DOA)
    .....and I never looked at vaginas the same way again
    You weren't previously aware that we menstruated and gave birth?
    Bugger, I think I might have just given you a bit of a shock.
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    Use them. Those things are like a gift.
 
 
 
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