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    (Original post by DOA)
    but I dont get that, its your brothers **** im sure you wouldnt attempt to look at or even think about it so why do you care?
    She cares that he doesn't walk around showing it off? I would ...
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    :awesome:

    Mmmm trickly menstrual blood, nom nom...
    Oooh and look, a vagina squeezing out a baby.

    ... oh wait, you picture it WELL! Oh, sorry. :p:
    :awesome:

    I can picture it but I dont have to do it HA
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    (Original post by DOA)
    but I dont get that, its your brothers **** im sure you wouldnt attempt to look at or even think about it so why do you care?
    because if he went round waving a 'hard on' in my face, i would be violently sick
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    (Original post by Jelkin)
    What do you mean, somehow it flowed out? That's what a period is :confused:

    A guy I know once said to a friend of mine, "wouldn't it be weird/funny if you were just walking along the street and you came on?" She said, "Errr, that's exactly what happens." He was really shocked! God knows what he thought it was like ...
    like past her knickers (somehow)
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    (Original post by Jelkin)
    She cares that he doesn't walk around showing it off? I would ...
    (Original post by Est.1989)
    because if he went round waving a 'hard on' in my face, i would be violently sick
    I mean in the mornings like we have no control of that
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    Good thread. I get random hard ons throughout the day, it just goes up at random times and can be really annoying. I try to tuck it under my waist strap on my boxers but that makes it even more hard.

    So what I do is I put my hand in my pockets and push out my jeans so you can't really tell.
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    Rub it.
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    I don't know if anyone's mentioned this, but...

    Just sit around in bed until the hard on disappears if you're that embarrassed of it
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    (Original post by LuckyJinx)
    Just a question...why are you in such desperate need to hide it in the first place?
    Walking around the family household with a hard-on isn't something we do.

    Just push it down literally (not forcefully) but just move it with your hand and it isn't visible and will then go in a few mins.
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    The worst is when you need a piss too
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    (Original post by DOA)
    ok so most boys get them and my question is how to make them less obvious?
    obvious to who? it's because testosterone is highest in the morning. it's part of being a guy, so don't excuse it. make a joke of it if somebody sees you.
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    (Original post by rajandkwameali)
    obvious to who? it's because testosterone is highest in the morning. it's part of being a guy, so don't excuse it. make a joke of it if somebody sees you.
    but I dont want fam to see it
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    What's the Story? Morning Glory!

    Just don't do anything about it. That's what I do, ur, do not do. Try going to the toilet.
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    haaaa 'morning glory'

    My friend was talking taking about 'morning glory' and i didnt have a clue what it was so made the mistake by saying 'it sounds like something you would do in a church!!'

    My whole class laughed at me :redface:
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    (Original post by teacake92)
    haaaa 'morning glory'

    My friend was talking taking about 'morning glory' and i didnt have a clue what it was so made the mistake by saying 'it sounds like something you would do in a church!!'

    My whole class laughed at me :redface:
    ha ha
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    My friend gets one every morning. I find it to be a turn on. :mmm:
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    (Original post by Reflexive)
    The worst is when you need a piss too
    :ditto: and if you try it makes such a mess :sadnod:
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    when i was 13 i had morning glory and my mum walked in wanting to wash the bed sheets.
    "bed sheets now"
    "na, they're not dirty."
    "yes they are. get out the bed.".

    had to spend 10 minutes arguing with her until it went down.
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    My ex used to tell me about them all the time. Apparently it's hard for men (pun not intended) but we got childbirth instead.

    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    :ditto: and if you try it makes such a mess :sadnod:
    I shouldn't have come on this thread :no:
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    (Original post by normalothercitrusfruit)
    :ditto: and if you try it makes such a mess :sadnod:
    yea. have you ever done that thing where you lean forward thus trying to reduce the angle of your penor to the toilet?
 
 
 
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