Give them directions to my penis.
Punch a fish. Just because.
be embarrassed that I don't know where they're looking for, because that still happens most of the time even though I've lived where I do for nearly my whole life.
Ask if they know the way to my heart.
On a more serious note, I just... give them directions?
If i'm with friends, ask them if they want to come with us to wherever we might be going. If i were single of course :P
well i would act as if i have a stroke and then be hopefully woken up by her in the hospital!
Probably try and strike up a conversation that would end horribly embarassingly in bumbling and blushing and most likely said hottie walking off in disgust.