A hot girl/guy comes up to you to ask for directions, what do you do? Watch

Poll: A hot girl/guy comes up to you asking for directions, what do you do?
Stare at their raw, awesome beauty and ask whether you could have their phone number (12)
27.91%
Tell them to f off you whore. Iam too good for you (3)
6.98%
Give them directions and stalk them (9)
20.93%
Create some sort of drama to get hold of their phone number (6)
13.95%
Give the directions STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE! (13)
30.23%
captnibby1234
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The poll will be up in a sec. Patience is a virtue!

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Give them directions to my penis.
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Whip it out.
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Give them directions to my penis.
When they get to it they'll still be asking where it is.
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Punch a fish. Just because.
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Even if it's nearby and easy to find, I'll say it's hard to get there and will offer to lead them there. As we walk I'll work the magic, and hopefully by the end my bell end will have been deep down her throat
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commence rape jokes
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be embarrassed that I don't know where they're looking for, because that still happens most of the time even though I've lived where I do for nearly my whole life.
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Ask if they know the way to my heart.

On a more serious note, I just... give them directions?
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Bomb Russia.
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If i'm with friends, ask them if they want to come with us to wherever we might be going. If i were single of course :P
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well i would act as if i have a stroke and then be hopefully woken up by her in the hospital!
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Punch a fish. Just because.
Just because you copy your sense of humour from TV shows?

Gob****e.
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drool...
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Probably try and strike up a conversation that would end horribly embarassingly in bumbling and blushing and most likely said hottie walking off in disgust.
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be embarrassed that I don't know where they're looking for, because that still happens most of the time even though I've lived where I do for nearly my whole life.
There's no need to be embarrassed! Just say that you're from out of town too.
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Just because you copy your sense of humour from TV shows?

Gob****e.
It's how you relate to it, other it would be inane brutality towards fish and I wouldn't condone that
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That poll doesn't have a response for what I would do
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That poll doesn't have a response for what I would do
Doesnt matter. Spill it out!
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Probably try and strike up a conversation that would end horribly embarassingly in bumbling and blushing and most likely said hottie walking off in disgust.
that is very likely to happen to me, oh well. :rolleyes: :o:
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