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    Well basically I have a 9 inch penis and most of my trousers are too small for my penis. I've got a small waist but they go tight at the crotch. What should I do?
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    flaccid or erect
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    I'd stop wearing skin tight leather chaps for a start OP
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    (Original post by WarmEye)
    Well basically I have a 9 inch penis and most of my trousers are too small for my penis. I've got a small waist but they go tight at the crotch. What should I do?

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    (Original post by Rocious)
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    Erect obviously. I get random boners so it's annoying.
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    wear tracksuit bottoms and masturbate frequently to avoid unwanted erections
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    Couldn't you just strap it to your leg and wear something wide-fitting like linen trousers?
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    Guys! Help, I have a serious problem!
    The other day I gave such immense orgasms to my 23 supermodel girlfriends [with my 12 inch throbbeh of course], they all simultaneously passed out!
    Now I am left with the naked, unconscious bodies of two-dozen unbelievably attractive women, strewn across my living room floor. Please, someone suggest a solution for this horrible predicament!!!
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    Cut them into bits, drain the blood out of the bits, pack them in tea crates with straw and cloth and send them to your enemies. Alternatively, we can cut your **** off so this never happens again
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    (Original post by Kinsula)
    Guys! Help, I have a serious problem!
    The other day I gave such immense orgasms to my 23 supermodel girlfriends [with my 12 inch throbbeh of course], they all simultaneously passed out!
    Now I am left with the naked, unconscious bodies of two-dozen unbelievably attractive women, strewn across my living room floor. Please, someone suggest a solution for this horrible predicament!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY
 
 
 

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