ARRGH! Long, long ago (well, one month ago) I phoned Durham university and was told that there was an open day on the 20th of July - i.e on monday. Upon booking tickets for a l-o-o-ong journey to Durham (well, five hours) I googled 'durham university open day 20th july' to find - nothing.
Have I been duped? Have I some vindictive enemy at Durham? Is everybody there just plain retarded? I know for sure that I didn't merely mishear the woman on the other end of the line, as I phoned back a couple of days later to ask where I would go on my open day "ON THE TWENTIETH OF JULY", says I
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