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HELP!!!!1 Jap eye caught in zip! watch

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    I imagine your squeezing it so stop and go get the savlon
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    (Original post by Undulipodium)
    Phone NHS Direct. They can tell you if it's essential to go to A&E or not.

    This is assuming you're not a troll, in which case I suggest you **** off and die.

    0845 4647
    yeah cause the NHS direct know loads...

    "yes hello I have a problem"
    "before we continue I need to ask if you are the patient or if you're speaking on behalf of the patient"
    "I am the patient"
    "and is the patient conscious"

    :facepalm2:
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    Stick some cellotape on it
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    yeah cause the NHS direct know loads...

    "yes hello I have a problem"
    "before we continue I need to ask if you are the patient or if you're speaking on behalf of the patient"
    "I am the patient"
    "and is the patient conscious"

    :facepalm2:

    HAH! I had to read that twice before I got it. :cool: Good one, will try to remember to rep you for that tomorrow:p:
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    (Original post by Ramanda)
    HAH! I had to read that twice before I got it. :cool: Good one, will try to remember to rep you for that tomorrow:p:
    if you do either don't or make it a neg please
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    if you do either don't or make it a neg please
    Why?
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    if you do either don't or make it a neg please
    I like your profile as well. Especially the part about the admins eating your smegma.
    Tasteful. :p:
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    and why weren't you wearing boxers >:{!
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    "Hey doctor, its *OP*. Yeah, its caught in a zip this time!"
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    (Original post by ooga)
    and why weren't you wearing boxers >:{!
    I like to go commando. Just an update i tried to sleep it off...IT GOT WORSE! the blood is scabbing and i cant pee!
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    lol.
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    aw man if it is that bad you really should go to A&E or a GP or someone with medical training.
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    LOL, this is so funny even though someone is in pain
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    (Original post by Dr Gonzo)
    I like to go commando. Just an update i tried to sleep it off...IT GOT WORSE! the blood is scabbing and i cant pee!
    Troll win.
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    How the hell is it actually possible to get your penis stuck in a zip : /
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    Plucked up the courage to go to the doctors about an hour ago. He said it was the worse case of jap eye caught in zip that he had ever seen, he has put me on a course of heavy dose anti-biotics. Hopefully everything will clear up and there will be no long turn fertilaty damage, im catholic FFS!
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    Seriously, it took you 14 hours to go see a doctor?
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    (Original post by Syncman)
    Seriously, it took you 14 hours to go see a doctor?
    Seriously, you worked out how long it took for me to go see a doctor?
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    Not really, i read the entire thread before i posted and just looked how long ago it was started. Not really too difficult.
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    (Original post by Syncman)
    Not really too difficult.
    Remember you're talking to a man who can't zip his pants without almost bleeding out.
 
 
 
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