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    (Original post by patrickthestarfish)
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    Hahaha that was epic!
    (Original post by n1r4v)
    I didn't get
    I am sorry. I was glad at least one person got it (above).
    It is in relevance to an earlier thread where Clements wanted a film back but had to have sex with someone to get it. My premise for my post was thus that Clements was killing himself not for the absence of sex but merely because it denied him the means to get his American Psycho film back.

    I would link the thread to you but I have now explained the joke so thoroughly that it is unlikely to be funny anymore, even if you read the entirety of the other thread and then came back and tried to get a laugh from my post again. [And it got deleted]

    Sorry
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    At the end of the day you COULD live with it.

    Most would just be sad about it
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    Again?
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    No libido? Won't care.

    Libido but physical restrictions? That's gotta get painful...
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    (Original post by Colonel Brusnahan)
    Again?
    LOL. Its an on-and-off thing?
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    (Original post by joey11223)
    well if my libido disappeared I wouldn't have any urge to have sex anyway, so it would be like being asexual, I just wouldn't care about having sex.

    If we mean we still feel sexual attractions but for some reason we're not allowed any sex then it would be hard but I wouldn't kill myself or anything. I'd just cope with it.

    Oh and also can I not masturbate either? If I can't have sex or masturbate then....man now holding in those urges would be hard.
    Exactly what I would say.
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    I would not be a happy chappy
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    LOL. Its an on-and-off thing?
    Nooo. But if you've never had sex, can't have sex again.

    Think about it :p:
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    i would get out more , not the end of the world
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    (Original post by Colonel Brusnahan)
    Nooo. But if you've never had sex, can't have sex again.

    Think about it :p:
    Ahh okay. But you should have played along with what I said to conceal your virginity from the world.. :ninja:
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    I would become a heroin addict or a major adrenaline junkie.
    I think heroin might feel good.
    lol
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    (Original post by Sakura-Chan)
    Get myself a new hole made. Or several 'palm clits' :awesome:

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    Products>Lust>Palm clit. Lololol :yep:


    If only!
    AHHHH, that website! :rofl:
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    Ahh okay. But you should have played along with what I said to conceal your virginity from the world.. :ninja:
    Ah. Appreciate the idea, should've done that and all.

    Nothing to hide though :awesome:

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    I would go around sexually attacking people, because now I have the perfect alibi.
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    again ?
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    (Original post by The Question)
    again ?
    WTF. :mad:
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    (Original post by Colonel Brusnahan)
    Ah. Appreciate the idea, should've done that and all.

    Nothing to hide though :awesome:

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    Good cover..
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    I would be sad :yep:, plus, relationships would be pretty much impossible to hold
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    it wouldnt effect me at all..
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    (Original post by God of War)
    you people are truely pathetic - there is much more to life than sex!!! :rolleyes:
    Agree totally, if sex wasn't allowewd anymore (however infeasible) it wouldn't bother me too terribly much. The major bother for me would be that I couldn't have children
 
 
 
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