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How did you/your partner ask to have first time sex? watch

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    I said 'let's not turn rape into murder'.

    She is now my permanent ***** on call.
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    (Original post by Local_United_Fan)
    "Sally, may I penetrate you this time?"
    ".....Errrrr let me check my diary...yes, its been 3 months now...you can enter"
    :rofl: :rofl: +rep.

    I've had 2 proper relationships and still haven't had sex - neither time have I/we been ready.

    In before typical "hurr sex now" image of men :p:.
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    (Original post by elsa_89)
    Oh my, this thread is filling up with Notts students. :awesome:

    It's when something is so cringeworthy you just can't stop cringeing. :sadnod:
    Yeah, that's what I presumed. :P
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    ...you're supposed to get consent?


    JOKES.

    Also that joke would work better if I were a man.
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    I hate to be cliche and repetitive... but it just happened.

    Tbh though, I was far too drunk.
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    It just happened. I don't like to plan those things It must be natural
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    She said "you got a condom?"
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    Ok this thread has got a decent response and is getting silly now....
 
 
 
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