I said 'let's not turn rape into murder'.
She is now my permanent ***** on call.
How did you/your partner ask to have first time sex? Watch
- 20-07-2009 12:31
(Original post by Local_United_Fan)
- 20-07-2009 12:39
"Sally, may I penetrate you this time?"
".....Errrrr let me check my diary...yes, its been 3 months now...you can enter"
I've had 2 proper relationships and still haven't had sex - neither time have I/we been ready.
In before typical "hurr sex now" image of men .
(Original post by elsa_89)
- 20-07-2009 13:17
Oh my, this thread is filling up with Notts students.
It's when something is so cringeworthy you just can't stop cringeing.
- 20-07-2009 14:25
...you're supposed to get consent?
Also that joke would work better if I were a man.
- 20-07-2009 14:43
I hate to be cliche and repetitive... but it just happened.
Tbh though, I was far too drunk.
- 20-07-2009 14:48
It just happened. I don't like to plan those things It must be natural
- 20-07-2009 14:49
She said "you got a condom?"
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- 20-07-2009 16:52
Ok this thread has got a decent response and is getting silly now....