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  • View Poll Results: You GAY TEST score?
    I refuse to click on the links for fear of nude pics.
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    MODS deleted my thread on the gay test, apparently it was unsuitable for GD, so I'm here in chat.

    Let's chat about what your orientation is, why you feel that way, do you think it's natural/genetic, etc How do you feel about societal presusres to be straight/gay/whatever?

    And if you really want to, my gay test is in a spoiler below:

    [Moderators, note that this is merely a bit of harmless fun, hence it being posted in Chat. It doesn't break any rules at all.]

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    You've clicked onto this thread in a bout of feverish panic. Your penis is already beginning to swell, aroused by the mere mention of my esteemed gay test.

    Now you're wondering why the heck is the OP being so silly, breathing a little harder now.

    Now you've skipped the reading and, almost at the point of climaxing, you skip prematurely ahead to the below spoilers, one after the other, down, down into the pits of this wonderful thread.



    TEST 1:

    The basic finger examination:

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    TEST 2:

    A pictorial examination:

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    TEST 3:

    An arousal examination:

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    Tests 1 + 2 either provide you with yes or no answer. If you nurse an instant semi/full-on erection for Test 3, then your answer to the test is yes.

    A score of 0 yes' = You're either a lying troll/a macho man, congrats. :cool:

    A score of 1 yes = You're bi. Not straight. Not gay. Just ... bi. :yes:

    A score of 2 yes' = You're officially gay. Do revel in the barrage of anal thrusts that will inevitably ensue.

    A score of 3 yes' = God help you. You're beyond any sane help.

    Enjoy your predicament.


    GAY test is in spoiler above. You must all take it, or else I shan't believe you. :awesome:
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    My index fingers are much longer than my ring finger :rofl2:
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    Straight and because it is what I feel to be right
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    (Original post by René Artois)
    My index fingers are much longer than my ring finger :rofl2:
    What was your GAY TEST score?
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    (Original post by Thomasmc135)
    Straight and because it is what I feel to be right
    What was your gay test score?

    Are you sure it's what YOU feel to be right and not society?
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    What was your GAY TEST score?
    1 :holmes:
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    (Original post by René Artois)
    1 :holmes:
    Good on you.
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    Good on you.
    You never mentioned your score... :holmes:
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    What was your gay test score?

    Are you sure it's what YOU feel to be right and not society?
    :confused: What gay test?

    Also it's the way I was brought up and so I think that being straight is the right thing to be. It's like a guy being brought up around only women, they would be more inclined to act feminine.
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    (Original post by René Artois)
    You never mentioned your score... :holmes:
    A 3, baby. A 3.
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    (Original post by Thomasmc135)
    :confused: What gay test?

    Also it's the way I was brought up and so I think that being straight is the right thing to be. It's like a guy being brought up around only women, they would be more inclined to act feminine.
    Read the spoiler in the OP. :yy:

    Fair enough. But I guess gay people are 'brought up' in the same way. :dontknow:
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    Straight. I've never felt anything else tbh.
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    A 3, baby. A 3.
    :afraid:
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    (Original post by xXMessedUpXx)
    Straight. I've never felt anything else tbh.
    Your gay test score?

    Oops, you're a female. :o:

    Take it anyway! :p:
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    :curious: You're obsessed with this ******* gay test. Why is it important? Why do I need a test to tell me I'm gay? I take it up the chuff - ergo, I'm gay. Simple.
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    I got a score of 0- honestly
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    I got a 2 .... my fingers aren't gay :sad:
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    (Original post by Mad Vlad)
    :curious: You're obsessed with this ******* gay test. Why is it important? Why do I need a test to tell me I'm gay? I take it up the chuff - ergo, I'm gay. Simple.
    I hardly think it is meant to be a serious test!
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    I hardly think it is meant to be a serious test!
    I don't either. I'm just confused why this member has signed up just to spam the forum with his "gay test". :curious:
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    (Original post by Lord Hysteria)
    I got a 2 .... my fingers aren't gay :sad:
    Lol, my ring finger is only just bigger.

    Why is there no 0 on the poll?
 
 
 
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