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Shluld there be an international ''STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY''? watch

  • View Poll Results: Should we have a steak and blowjob day?
    yes. I'M MALE
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    no. I'M MALE
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    yes. I'M A GIRL
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    no. I'M A GIRL
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    NO. let's just ABOLISH valentines day instead
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    Since the dawn of time women have had it ******* easy. They have a valentine's day where the man is her ***** and has to surpress his vomit for a whole 24 hours whilst he is forced to a) go down on his bird b) buy her chocolate c) ******* cook d) watch films like wimbledon, mamma ******* mia, how to dump a guy in 10 days or whatever. it is nonsense

    but valentines could be justified if we had our own day. well, we don't. so here is the suggestion from male equality campaigners

    link is at the top

    all it takes is for his bird to get her kit off and her knockers swinging and cook a nice big piece of manly steak for her bloke and then give him a nice long bj. you have your perfect day on feb 14th so let us have ours. extras may include her pulling a pint, anal, her being a footrest and her sleeping on the floor

    yes or no. maybe the tsr house of commons will assist in our quest for equality
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    Yes. Yes there should.
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    No, not really. It alienates vegetarians, pescetarians, vegans, fruitarians and all the others who don't eat steak and those men who don't enjoy blowjobs.
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    None of my bfs ever did anything like that for me on Valentine's day. I never even got a card. But sure, I wouldn't be opposed to steak and blowjob day, if that would make him happy!
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    No, not really. It alienates vegetarians, pescetarians, vegans, fruitarians and all the others who don't eat steak and those men who don't enjoy blowjobs.
    Whaaaaaaat?
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    Yes, it's a great holiday, I celebrated it this year. Had to cook my own steak though.
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    No that would be a terrible combination.
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    (Original post by MrAwesome)
    Whaaaaaaat?
    They do exist, it's true.
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    They do exist, it's true.
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show...64&postcount=7
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    if you want to see how i feel about mamma mia, look at my profile.

    i would agree to this if there was a similar day designed for women.

    and valentine's day is gash. it ruins my birthday.
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    WHy the hell not?
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    (Original post by Hylean)
    No, not really. It alienates vegetarians, pescetarians, vegans, fruitarians and all the others who don't eat steak and those men who don't enjoy blowjobs.
    ******* gays lol
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    (Original post by PAPAdawg)
    ******* gays lol
    i think you'll find that gay men also enjoy blowjobs
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    I loathe Valentines Day. I'd prefer steak and a blowjob day - it sets the women apart from the girls.
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    sure why not! I'm sure my boyfriend wont complain
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    (Original post by PAPAdawg)
    ******* gays lol
    LOL
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    This thread made me smile in an otherwise stressful day haha. Very funny.

    And to your question, yes!!!!
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    (Original post by Farmboy_Pip)
    i think you'll find that gay men also enjoy blowjobs
    Zing!
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    Sounds like the perfect day!
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    The steak would be a bonus it should be just blowjob day.A day where the bf/husband can ask for as many blowjobs as he wants.10 would be a minimum requirement
 
 
 
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