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    (Original post by wtfhaffyduck)
    That's quite sick... Why did i laugh
    You like my humour :top:
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    i remember my first time quite vividly.

    it was in a meadow, we'd be on a lovely picnic and i went for her on the picnic blanket.

    was going great until her mum showed up, unexpectedly.

    And to this day I'll never forget what she said: "Baaaaa"

    Last time i go picnicking in wales...
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    (Original post by olly_springs)
    Totally overrated tbh. Had waited for that day for many years and it was a massive let down. Gets progressively better though.
    this, its awesome now xD
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    (Original post by tommm)
    Was fairly easy, until I realised I'd forgotten to add my arbitrary constant.

    Oh wait, you're not talking about integral calculus?
    Best "humerous" comment yet. :love:
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    (Original post by Rooster523)
    i remember my first time quite vividly.

    it was in a meadow, we'd be on a lovely picnic and i went for her on the picnic blanket.

    was going great until her mum showed up, unexpectedly.

    And to this day I'll never forget what she said: "Baaaaa"

    Last time i go picnicking in wales...

    LOL!
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    (Original post by olly_springs)
    Totally overrated tbh. Had waited for that day for many years and it was a massive let down. Gets progressively better though.
    This.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    She loved it and barked more than usual :ninja:
    thats not a nice thing to say about your mum.
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    (Original post by 7777777)
    thats not a nice thing to say about your mum.
    You sex chickens.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    She loved it and barked more than usual :ninja:
    :rofl:

    Too many people to rep...:p:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    You sex chickens.
    :mmm: They're so feathery and soft
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    didn't last long.

    had one thrust and then....

    BOOM! protein everywhere
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    :rofl:

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    (Original post by 7777777)
    They're so feathery and soft
    Perv
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    Pretty good for both of us, actually. I lasted for about an hour and a half, too.
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    Horrible. All I could think was: "This is sex? Damn"

    Gets way better over the years but I was scared that sex sucked
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    (Original post by eyetaliano)
    Painful, sharp, God knows how many times I got cut, there was blood everywhere, my dad was watching aswell telling me what to do which just made me even more nervous...






    ...Wait, we're talking about shaving right?

    woow, how come you have 3 green gems and you've only done one post. :eek:
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    Utterly Rubbish. Unfortunately, because I couldn't orgasm that time,It's given me a unfavourable of sex and doing it ever since.
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    was weird, didnt ejaculate and was quite tipsy. It was about 3pm on a day bunked off school. She then basically burst into tears after calling herself a **** lol. We had sex about 3 days later though and it was the bomb...and i saw her for about four months and still regard her as best lover of all my partners!
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    lest just say it hurt
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    With a girl or guy
    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...immonsDAMN.gif
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    my first time wasnt as great as i thought it would be
    i found it hard to get it up which was odd

    all over in 10 mins i guess
 
 
 
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