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    (Original post by RightSaidJames)
    Pretty good for both of us, actually. I lasted for about an hour and a half, too.
    Bloody hell.
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    (Original post by mcg-innit)
    woow, how come you have 3 green gems and you've only done one post. :eek:
    Because the post was funny
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    I lost it to a pregnant woman I worked with. She was horny and constantly flirted with me. She came to my house for Tea, I ripped her shirt open, she looked quite suprised but didn't stop me doing what I was doing.

    As we did it I felt the baby move, which turned me on.

    I was 15 at the time.
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    (Original post by eyetaliano)
    Painful, sharp, God knows how many times I got cut, there was blood everywhere, my dad was watching aswell telling me what to do which just made me even more nervous...






    ...Wait, we're talking about shaving right?
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    I fell off the bed twice.
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    "hard" to get it up...3+ hours of foreplay (it helps to get it up properly)...gave her oral 5 times...sex was better than i expected but you definately get better with time. its really nothing to be scared/worried about. watching porn can teach you some moves and give you confidence
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    It was ****, I want my virginity back. And half my penis (due to tooth-scraping :afraid: )
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    Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse time, but you know that we've changed so much since then. Oh yeah, we've grown.
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    (Original post by Terrorfication)
    After the hanky panky had ceased i realized i had entered the wrong hole and was therefore left with what some may describe as "what she ate for breakfast on your nob".

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    And she didn´t notice that it was the wrong hole?
    Or did she think that you were one kinky brother?
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    (Original post by olly_springs)
    Totally overrated tbh. Had waited for that day for many years and it was a massive let down. Gets progressively better though.
    This. It really wasn't anything special. But it became better with practice/experience :yes:
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    Did it in Freshers Week and have never looked back! Was a litl nervous but just went for it (and she was pretty good already so wasnt 2 awkward). Lasted a decent amount of time I'd say. Damn, that week was good.
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    My first time was the main shown feature on the program 'porn bloopers'
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    (Original post by HCD)
    Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse time, but you know that we've changed so much since then. Oh yeah, we've grown.
    How very pulp-y!
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    (Original post by QwentyJ)
    How very pulp-y!
    :pierre:
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    Came in around a minute, which is somewhat annoying. After a few months of practice it'd change so I'd feel nothing for half an hour and then come within a few seconds of actually feeling something, which was good for her and a bit lame for me. Still, was better than everything else, which was just terrible.
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    Expensive.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You always hear about girls first experience, so let's make a change. My first time felt very warm and cosy. I exploded after6 minutes or so.
    It did feel warm and cosy but rest of the time, I was like was that it? It was over in 10 minutes.
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    "aight"

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    Twas aight
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    Expensive.
    Did you have to buy a doll?
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    .....I've gone too far already.....
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    Did you have to buy a doll?
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    .....I've gone too far already.....
    No, but I had to pay a woman 60 quid to **** me.
 
 
 
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