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    (Original post by callum_law)
    Expensive.
    Should've used a coupon.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I lost it to a pregnant woman I worked with. She was horny and constantly flirted with me. She came to my house for Tea, I ripped her shirt open, she looked quite suprised but didn't stop me doing what I was doing.

    As we did it I felt the baby move, which turned me on.

    I was 15 at the time.
    Damn son...
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    (Original post by Fvthoms)
    Should've used a coupon.
    Good one, kid.
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    No, but I had to pay a woman 60 quid to **** me.
    This is an odd question but i'll ask anyways.
    Was it worth it?
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    This is an odd question but i'll ask anyways.
    Was it worth it?
    Nah.
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    (Original post by Fvthoms)
    Should've used a coupon.



    Damn son...



    Why don't you have a look on this thread.....Describe your experiences ... or in other words how you're feeling now.
    What does sexual frusation feel like?
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    Nah.
    Doubt she'd be happy to hear that......
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    Doubt she'd be happy to hear that......
    At the end of the day, she's still my mam and I still love her.
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    At the end of the day, she's still my mam and I still love her.
    Of course , you must always love your mamma....
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    Expensive.
    Don't think it's advisable to bump a 6 year old thread....

    Anyway, on topic... I'm still a virgin, so haven't had the experience yet. My day will come... but not yet.
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    Why don't you have a look on this thread.....Describe your experiences ... or in other words how you're feeling now.
    What does sexual frusation feel like?
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    (Original post by spotify95)
    Don't think it's advisable to bump a 6 year old thread....

    Anyway, on topic... I'm still a virgin, so haven't had the experience yet. My day will come... but not yet.
    I actually have no idea how I came by this thread. Enjoy the bump, mofos.
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    That is an impressive bump.

    Interestingly enough, what she said before said event. Best description being "fast" though. Second time (maybe 15 minutes later) was significantly better/longer for both parties.
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    Of course , you must always love your mamma....
    Yeah, man. Anyway what are you wearing?
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    (Original post by callum_law)
    Yeah, man. Anyway what are you wearing?
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    NOTHING......
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
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    NOTHING......
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    Prove it
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    1st time horrible, 2nd time amazing
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    This is a very difficult one to prove......yet i'm certain i'll do fine
    .....Basically i'm a part-time nudist....
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    I've just come back from doing a lap around the park.


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    Speaking of laps, get over here girlfriend.
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    Speaking of laps, get over here girlfriend.
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    Hmmm....you mean that kind of lap.....
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    You must be a track star because you've been running marathons through my mind ALL day

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    I caught eye contact across the burrow to cop a 7/10 feeding her young. I jumped onto her and like a guy in magaluf slipped in without protection. Turns out of got BSW which is Badger Shrink Willy, it now looks like a maize chip-stick.
 
 
 
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