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When you're horny how do you approach your bf/gf? watch

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    If you're a guy, Try fooling around and caressing her.

    If you're a girl, whatever you do will probably get your b/f to cooperate.
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    sticking my hand down his trousers usually works.

    if not, i casually ask him if he wouldn't mind if we proceeded with some intercourse because i'm feeling rather randy. then i lift up my skirts and show him a bare ankle.
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    Either...

    Kiss his ear/neck
    Kiss him slowly and passionately
    Run my hand/leg up the inside of his thigh
    or just kiss him slowly and work my way down to his ****

    Or if I don't want to mess around trying to hint at him, I'll just pin him down and strip him off before giving head.
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    I recite the Quadratic Formula...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0h5r5h-Ems
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    I make a thread about it on TSR :awesome:
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    I slip it in while shes sleeping.
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    Whip off your trousers and shout as loudly as you can "HAVE AT IT!!"
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    lol
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    a drop of rohypnol into her drink of choice at meal time... then i play the waiting game
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    Well generally head to bed, then start kissing/stroking her, get her frisky,
    kiss/suck the neck - then things just explode from there.
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    (Original post by Philosoraptor)
    Well generally head to bed, then start kissing/stroking her, get her frisky,
    kiss/suck the neck - then things just explode from there.
    that quickly eh? :console:
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    (Original post by Thorn89)
    Whip off your trousers and shout as loudly as you can "HAVE AT IT!!"
    and that works??
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    (Original post by someperson)
    and that works??
    Surprisingly no
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    (Original post by emilina)
    that quickly eh? :console:
    haha - most certainly not - I'm a long laster .
    No I couldn't get my words out - I didn't want to say chain reaction due to cheesiness, but basically a chain reaction from that. :cool:
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    I get naked. So simple and to the point.
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    No No No - See During This Recession What You Need To Do Is.......When Your Up For It Take A Condom Out Of The Packet And Say "LETS DO IT!!!!":woo:

    If This Don't Work Say "Hun Its The Recession Lets Not Throw Money In The Trash Can Shall We? This "Durex Performa Condoms - 12 Pack" Cost £8.99" PUT A HUGE EMPHASIS ON THE COST!!!

    Then Say "Therefore I Believe It Will Be Economically Viable For Us To Have Sex, Instead Of Throwing The Condom In The Bin">>> Just In Case - Say "Every Little Helps" To Secure The Sex

    Step By Step DONE!!! Thank Me Later
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    (Original post by Saq2k7)
    No No No - See During This Recession What You Need To Do Is.......When Your Up For It Take A Condom Out Of The Packet And Say "LETS DO IT!!!!":woo:

    If This Don't Work Say "Hun Its The Recession Lets Not Throw Money In The Trash Can Shall We? This "Durex Performa Condoms - 12 Pack" Cost £8.99" PUT A HUGE EMPHASIS ON THE COST!!!

    Then Say "Therefore I Believe It Will Be Economically Viable For Us To Have Sex, Instead Of Throwing The Condom In The Bin">>> Just In Case - Say "Every Little Helps" To Secure The Sex

    Step By Step DONE!!! Thank Me Later
    Then afterwards: "I didn't use a condom at all! EVEN MORE MONEY SAVED!!!"

    (I'm joking by the way...have responsible sex :p: )
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    (Original post by Thorn89)
    Then afterwards: "I didn't use a condom at all! EVEN MORE MONEY SAVED!!!"

    (I'm joking by the way...have responsible sex :p: )
    loooooool yeah kids have responsible sex loooool ahhhhh funni
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    "sex?"
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    (Original post by Smtn)
    "sex?"
    I See No Creativity :P
 
 
 
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