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What makes a woman sexy/fit? watch

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    Mine:

    Tall, preferably in the 5'10 region. Anything less would make me feel like a paedophilic rapist.

    Curvy figure: i.e. big, tight, round, juicy tits that I can suckle on when tired; a nice tough, fleshy bum and hips that I can grab onto and feverously hump accordingly.

    Flowing, curvy/hair: a dark hue (dark brown/black), any blondes met by me will be forcibly upturned and dumped in a vat of black toxins for a month. Medium-length: too long and it becomes clumsy during sex; too short and you're either a lez/chav/transsexual.

    Personality: tongue-in-cheek, hilarious to be with, always desperate for sex, open, honest, won't mind me sleeping with as many girls as I want during our relationship, willing to experiment gruelling sex positions and intelligent too. Dumb girls make me physically sick.

    There, that's my dream girl.

    You all?
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    One I find myself in love with.
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    In Before...

    Your Mother...

    Edit: :rofl: Just read OP's post...

    Too much porn OP...:rofl:
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    There was a thread like this yesterday.
    Why didn't you just bump an earlier thread instead of making a new one?
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    (Original post by Ladipidoo)
    There was a thread like this yesterday.
    Why didn't you just bump an earlier thread instead of making a new one?
    Maybe opinions have changed?

    And don't you dare tell me that every thread on this forum hasn't been repeated before, woman.
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    Never really thought about it to be honest. Dont really care.
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    This thread reminds me of that poem guy on Britain's got talent...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2sG6S4dwxk

    Stephen: What about the girls side of things?

    Eugene: I've always been a magnet to the ladies

    Stephen: Yeah, you got a girlfriend?

    Eugene: Not yet.

    Stephen: What type of girl are you looking for?

    Eugene: One that says yes...

    :rofl:
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    (Original post by G8D)
    I'm sure there was one a few hours ago..
    Yes, but this thread is in chat, you moronic fool.

    TSR rules: 'Seen a flying pig? Randomly discovered something spam worthy? Let it all out here till your heart's content.'

    Grow a pair, young 'un.
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    (Original post by René Artois)
    Never really thought about it to be honest. Dont really care.
    Oh, you're a gay. :sigh:
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    Maybe opinions have changed?

    And don't you dare tell me that every thread on this forum hasn't been repeated before, woman.
    :borat:
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    Oh, you're a gay. :sigh:
    Im not.
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    http://cihq.com/wp-content/uploads/2..._johansson.jpg
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    (Original post by René Artois)
    Im not.
    Oh, darling - we're welcoming here, I believe. :hugs: Don't die in that closet, babes, okay? :console:
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    (Original post by G8D)
    I would need some to have challenged your thread in the first place?
    Say what?

    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Chiko 1001)
    One I find myself in love with.
    And figure? That's blatantly more important, don't you dare even lie to me
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    This thread reminds me of that poem guy on Britain's got talent...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2sG6S4dwxk

    Stephen: What about the girls side of things?

    Eugene: I've always been a magnet to the ladies

    Stephen: Yeah, you got a girlfriend?

    Eugene: Not yet.

    Stephen: What type of girl are you looking for?

    Eugene: One that says yes...

    :rofl:
    Hahaha
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    (Original post by Hubba Me Up)
    Mine:

    Tall, preferably in the 5'10 region. Anything less would make me feel like a paedophilic rapist.

    Curvy figure: i.e. big, tight, round, juicy tits that I can suckle on when tired; a nice tough, fleshy bum and hips that I can grab onto and feverously hump accordingly.

    Flowing, curvy/hair: a dark hue (dark brown/black), any blondes met by me will be forcibly upturned and dumped in a vat of black toxins for a month. Medium-length: too long and it becomes clumsy during sex; too short and you're either a lez/chav/transsexual.

    Personality: tongue-in-cheek, hilarious to be with, always desperate for sex, open, honest, won't mind me sleeping with as many girls as I want during our relationship, willing to experiment gruelling sex positions and intelligent too. Dumb girls make me physically sick.

    There, that's my dream girl.

    You all?
    Yet in a different thread you were talking about being aroused by your 10 year old cousin?
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    (Original post by grape:))
    Yet in a different thread you were talking about being aroused by your 10 year old cousin?
    What?
 
 
 
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