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How to get ladies, the pickup lines! watch

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    Note: Not all of them work so pick carefully.
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    It's not the pickup lines, it's the fact he's Will Smith and hawt
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    I think the only thing you'd get with any of those would be laughed at, and not in a good way
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    Does Will not like the white girls :confused:
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    "You must work at Subway because you gave me a footlong" pwns every other chat up line.
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    "I'm no Fred Flinstone but I'm gunna make your bed rock!"

    "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."


    "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
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    Two of my all -time fave personal pickup lines:

    "Could i plunder your dungeon?"

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    "can i smash your back door in?"
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    oh god, thats gonna leave me laughing all night LMAO
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    My favourite chat up line is rape. No words neccessary.
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    spread them, i'll be there in 10.

    touch my jumper (touches ur jumper)
    u say...
    boyfriend material?
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    your lucky, i decided to go ugly early
    ur legs are arguing, let me get between them
    wanna go camping? ive already pitched the tent
    it must of hurt when u fell from heaven
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    I don't normally dig woman but I have a feeling I'll be burying you tonight.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu-elFAWUvY#t=05m54s

    That, by far, is the 100% best pickup line in the world.
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    I would do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal.
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    Have you had any black inside you? Would you like some...
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    "Do you like chocolate? Then take down your Snickers and i'll give you a Boost."

    p.s. boosts are underrated big time in the choc world!
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    (Original post by Lou Reed)
    "Do you like chocolate? Then take down your Snickers and i'll give you a Boost."

    p.s. boosts are underrated big time in the choc world!
    Don't knock a boost
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    (Original post by jrunicl)
    your lucky, i decided to go ugly early
    ur legs are arguing, let me get between them
    wanna go camping? ive already pitched the tent
    it must of hurt when u fell from heaven
    No chance with that one LOL!
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    (Original post by sugar_and_spice)
    "I'm no Fred Flinstone but I'm gunna make your bed rock!"
    sorry barney's over tonight
    Oo
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    I'm not a big fan of raisins...how about a date?
    Here's 20p, go and phone your mum and tell her your not coming home (used on Max and Paddy's, was great)


    Number 1 though:

    Does this cloth smell like Chloroform to you?
 
 
 
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