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    (Original post by magiichands)
    You guys are absolutley vile why would you want your sister to join in the porno!!!
    That is incest Eurgh!

    Is it!? :eek:
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    You guys are absolutley vile why would you want your sister to join in the porno!!!
    That is incest Eurgh!
    I don't think you quite understand the point of the jokes...

    Reminds me of hte time my sister walked in JUST after I'd finished. Couldn't really hide myself under the duvet and when I saw the handle turn my scrambled mind could only think to say *clears throat* "AHUNAANNOOOOEMMM". I'm pretty sure she saw me but the door shut pretty sharpish and we pretended like nothing happened.

    I know about her sex toys (please don't ask me how I know, it was a horrible twist of fate) so we both keep quiet and pretend like everything's normal
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    You guys are absolutley vile why would you want your sister to join in the porno!!!
    That is incest Eurgh!

    No **** Sherlock! You thought all that by yourself?


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    Lol, that's funny. How did you get your **** in so fast, lol... Didn't you catch it on your trousers or what ever.
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    When on earth does firefox say 'save and quit'?
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    When on earth does firefox say 'save and quit'?
    Just about every time you click close, if you've got multiple tabs open, unless you disable it :yes:
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    (Original post by Andiio)
    Just about every time you click close, if you've got multiple tabs open, unless you disable it :yes:
    Yeah but that's different. It doesn't say save and quit. It says like 'You have x number of tabs open. Are you sure you want to close?' no **** about save and quit.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Keep annon or delete

    God Damn, I think this is the second time-ish... But i'm pretty sure she saw the porn video from behind lol..... Man that was akward.............

    Anyway so the silly girl comes in and doesn't even knock like its her room, damn she deserves to be put in that situation next time she will learn, i hope..........

    Good thing i'm a comedian or this could be so weird, anyway so she burts in..... LUCKLY IM QUICK to put that penis in, i couldn't believe how quick i was that's the only thing i did good i could think of and that is probably the most vital thing........ lol

    So she bursts in, penis is in quick...... before she even entered about 1.2 secs i think, SO I'M CLICKING THE ******* X BUTTON ON FIREFOX!!!
    Lol what does it say?? Save and Quit or Quit......... WHAT THE ****!! I don't need this **** just close the damn PORNO ( I couldn't think straight all i was seeing was distraction from the porn being stopped and instead it just kept going... loooool and I'm sure by now she could see the porno and hear it, SO I FREAKED OUT! I turned of the monitor and I Removed my headphones... lol then we talked about mom recording dad's snoring like nothing happened....


    LOL, Any advice on what to do? To be honest, I think i'm just gonna pretend nothing happened, I've never been caught with my penis out so i guess im fortunate.. lol
    Couldn't you have just minimized it, or locked your computer? <START> + <L>. Simples.

    She ignored that you'd been watching porn, so the chances are that she doesn't care.
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    :rofl: The way you write reminds me of Holden Caulfield in Catcher in the Rye.
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    The Firefox part cracked me up. Get Opera, it's safer.

    (Original post by Tootles)
    Couldn't you have just minimized it, or locked your computer? <START> + <L>. Simples.

    She ignored that you'd been watching porn, so the chances are that she doesn't care.
    You have no time to think whether to close or minimize in such a moment.
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    Yeah but that's different. It doesn't say save and quit. It says like 'You have x number of tabs open. Are you sure you want to close?' no **** about save and quit.
    Doesn't it say something about 'do you want to save these tabs so they can be viewed next time before closing' as well?

    Either way OP was on about the same thing i'm sure.

    EDIT: I went and had a look on google - http://www.winsupersite.com/images/r...irefox3_20.jpg
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    (Original post by Clements-)
    Yeah but that's different. It doesn't say save and quit. It says like 'You have x number of tabs open. Are you sure you want to close?' no **** about save and quit.
    You sure?
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    (Original post by jismith1989)
    You sure?
    Hmm, mine is different then :holmes: Either way, OP is clearly trolling anyway, by the way they told the story
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    she probably feels releived....atleast now she knows that she isnt the only person that watches porn as you do aswell
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    omg save and quit always screws me over too lol
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    (Original post by Biggillystyle)
    MegaLOLZ if it had been 2 girls 1 cup :awesome:
    Or 1 guy 1 cup
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    I've caught my dad watching porn which is more disturbing tbh I acted like I didn't see anything, he's always in the lounge late at night with the big TV watching sky channel 9**. You can tell he's watching it as he aint quick enough to change the channel so if i need to be in the lounge to get something etc I have to gove him like a warning as I don't want to be embarressed by catching him so when I walk in the volume is turned well down (I wonder why?) and it's on channell 111 (dave) as that's the quickest channel configuration when your in the (change the channel emergancy).

    By the way at the start when you said 'penis in' I thought you meant you were like well... shoving your penis in a video recording or something pretending it was a vagina, so I got a bit confused lol.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Keep annon or delete

    God Damn, I think this is the second time-ish... But i'm pretty sure she saw the porn video from behind lol..... Man that was akward.............

    Anyway so the silly girl comes in and doesn't even knock like its her room, damn she deserves to be put in that situation next time she will learn, i hope..........

    Good thing i'm a comedian or this could be so weird, anyway so she burts in..... LUCKLY IM QUICK to put that penis in, i couldn't believe how quick i was that's the only thing i did good i could think of and that is probably the most vital thing........ lol

    So she bursts in, penis is in quick...... before she even entered about 1.2 secs i think, SO I'M CLICKING THE ******* X BUTTON ON FIREFOX!!!
    Lol what does it say?? Save and Quit or Quit......... WHAT THE ****!! I don't need this **** just close the damn PORNO ( I couldn't think straight all i was seeing was distraction from the porn being stopped and instead it just kept going... loooool and I'm sure by now she could see the porno and hear it, SO I FREAKED OUT! I turned of the monitor and I Removed my headphones... lol then we talked about mom recording dad's snoring like nothing happened....


    LOL, Any advice on what to do? To be honest, I think i'm just gonna pretend nothing happened, I've never been caught with my penis out so i guess im fortunate.. lol
    :rofl: damn that mozilla :p:
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    I send porn to my sister :dontknow:
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    lol made me smile....Anyway just wait and see what your sis says, if she says anything then try to talk to her out of it , that you got carried away etc etc...goodluck
 
 
 
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