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Devising the Perfect Murder Watch

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    No, I am not planning on killing anybody, but I was just listening to an old XFM clip where Gervais and Merchant are talking about the best way to do it.

    Merchant claims the ice arrow is the only way...



    Any better ideas? Was it the russian mafia that packed your throat full of snow so you choked and then it melted leaving no trace?
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    It wouldn't be the method of killing but the method of disposal for me.

    Obviously I'd want to leave no trace whilst killing them but my plan to dispose of the body would be to cut them into pieces and plant parts high in hollow trees around the country so that even if a helicopter was looking for heat sources it would just look like birds in trees.

    I don't plan to kill anyone though, just for the record!
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    I don't think a dead body is a heat source.
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    (Original post by MSB)
    I don't think a dead body is a heat source.
    When you die you don't instantly go cold though do you. It can take up to 24 hours if not more. If it's someone known they are going to search for them and I'm not going to hang onto a dead body for longer than I have to!
 
 
 
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