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    How can i grow taller

    any advice/info/ancedotes

    thanks
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    don't go outside. and turn all the lights off for a few days.
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    Stop wearing any type of headwear (e.g. hats, helmets)
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    You're probably not getting enough nutrition, I mean, you do go to Lea Manor...
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    Smoke cigarettes. I started to smoke when I was 16. Now I'm 6'2".
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    Gene transplant.
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    eat more swedish meat. and also collect your sweat in a hankerchief, mix it with some lavender drops and inhale it twice a day
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    TSR stunts growth.

    GTFO
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    basketball and protein (and really high platform heels)
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    let nature take its course
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    (Original post by dumbgeek)
    How can i grow taller

    any advice/info/ancedotes

    thanks
    Sleep a lot, and do a lot of exercise!
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    hang around with midgets, everyone will comment on how tall you are.
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    :rofl:
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    MILK! drink it
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    1. Become a Biologist and speed up development of cloning and DNA manipulation
    2. Create a clone of yourself with altered genes that will cause growth
    3. Wait about 18 years till your test-tube-clone is grown to your present age
    4. Kill yourself.

    N.B If you really want this to work you would also have to be able to download your current life's experiences and memories into a computer to be uploaded into the clones body to truly be "yourself". However, if you did this you would feel like you had gone forward 20 years in time and would probably find life quite confusing.

    Alternatively:
    Wear a pointy hat to help you cut swiftly through that oppressive air above you.
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    Eat some testosterone.
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    get someone to pull you from both ends :P
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    Kill yourself and hopefully you will be reincarnated as someone with tall genes, if not, try again.
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    (Original post by jonny23563)
    Eat some testosterone.
    Yeah, I like mine with salt and pepper, spread on toast.

    OP: get a rack.
 
 
 
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