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Going to doctors tomorrow - he's gonna look at my package :( watch

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    Why is he looking at your package? to help you decide whether to send it royal mail special delivery or standard parcels..
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    You do realize a host of guys in this thread are now masturbating furiously over that post.
    haha oops. really didn't need to know that though lol.
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    (Original post by Cymraes..)
    Dont worry I actually had an orgasm during an internal examination once and it doesn't get much worse than that lol. But it still wasn't as bad as I'd expected, the nurse said it happens all the time.
    :lolwut:

    All I remember from my exam was PAIN.
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    (Original post by Cymraes..)
    Dont worry I actually had an orgasm during an internal examination once and it doesn't get much worse than that lol. But it still wasn't as bad as I'd expected, the nurse said it happens all the time.
    Now there's a job to desire for ...
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    why dont you draw a nice smiley face on the head, so that the doc gets a lil suprise and it will loosen you up due to the lulz
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    (Original post by TheTard)
    why dont you draw a nice smiley face on the head, so that the doc gets a lil suprise and it will loosen you up due to the lulz
    I think they'd be freaked out

    OP don't worry! I once pretended I had some sort of serious genital wart infection just so that my FIT doctor could see me naked lol, but even though I asked to be booked in with only her, a hairy, overweight middleaged man was there instead.....v. embarassing!!

    I went last year too and she was there! And my god, it was AMAZING lol! Like she was touching it, stroking it seeing if there was anything wrong and I couldn't stop getting erect, sounds embarassing but I swear I could see she was loving it in her eyees!!
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    (Original post by Adam Warwick)
    I think they'd be freaked out

    OP don't worry! I once pretended I had some sort of serious genital wart infection just so that my FIT doctor could see me naked lol, but even though I asked to be booked in with only her, a hairy, overweight middleaged man was there instead.....v. embarassing!!

    I went last year too and she was there! And my god, it was AMAZING lol! Like she was touching it, stroking it seeing if there was anything wrong and I couldn't stop getting erect, sounds embarassing but I swear I could see she was loving it in her eyees!!
    :lolwut:

    You made up an illness so a doctor would examine your ****? So not cool.
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    (Original post by Magnanimity)
    :lolwut:

    You made up an illness so a doctor would examine your ****? So not cool.
    A fit female doctor :yes:
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    (Original post by chilliann)
    funniest. title. ever. (sorry)
    Agreed :yep:
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    They have seen it all before.
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    the doctor will have seen hundreds of people's privates, what exactly are you worried about?
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    You really shouldnt be worried, doctors are used to that sort of thing, its not just a one off for you, I'm sure your doctor has seen many um... 'packages' in his time, and once you get your problem sorted out, you'll feel much better =D
    Hope this helped!!!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    This is because i'm pretty sure I have a tight frenulum/foreskin problem. What i'd like is for any guys who have had their crown jewels looked at by the doctor for any tips on how to reduce the anxiety. I'm gunna be a nervous wreck I think lol, it took me ages to build up the courage to make an appointment.
    So it's been two days... did the Dr look at your schlong? Did you get erect? Tell! Tell!
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    I heard he got a boner and so he wouldn't feel embarrassed the doctor got one too.
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    (Original post by Rizzletastic)
    I heard he got a boner and so he wouldn't feel embarrassed the doctor got one too.
    Any considerate doctor would!
 
 
 
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