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    What was the worst thing you ever did at school? Or were you a bit of a geek? It can be from any education stage.

    My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .

    I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".

    At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!

    One of my best friends on the other hand got expelled from nursery for biting another kid who nicked her barbie doll :P
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    my dinner lady
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    (Original post by el scorcho)
    my dinner lady
    :rofl:
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    I put a virus on the school system by accident. I That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class .
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    (Original post by k9ruby)
    What was the worst thing you ever did at school? Or were you a bit of a geek? It can be from any education stage.

    My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .

    I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".

    At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!
    :rofl: :rofl: thats really funny, not bad

    i havent left school yet so i havent got the hindsight to laugh at my stupidity
    i did recently do this really cringeworthy thing. talking (well, more *****ing) about this teacher for a whole 3 minutes straight while she was behind me the whole time
    i havent been able to look her in the eye since
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    (Original post by el scorcho)
    my dinner lady
    Hahaha.

    I lost my temper at my head of year after she spoke to me like a five year old when i was late one day. She pulled me into her office and told me I had an attitude problem, despite the fact that I had never once been in trouble before. She said I had to learn some respect. I very, very nearly said that she ought to show me some, then, but I didn't. I really, REALLY wish I had now.

    And that's the worst. I was really, really good tho :P:

    Ohh, and we used to purposely mess things up in chemistry, like pouring yellow dye all over a desk and putting acid in the tubs of metal (can't remember which ones, but they kinda melted all over the bottom and got really warm.) Stuff like that. We never got caught tho :P:
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    (Original post by sabka7)
    :rofl: :rofl: thats really funny, not bad

    i havent left school yet so i havent got the hindsight to laugh at my stupidity
    i did recently do this really cringeworthy thing. talking (well, more *****ing) about this teacher for a whole 3 minutes straight while she was behind me the whole time
    i havent been able to look her in the eye since
    Hehe...didn't know what people would think, but its the only one I really have to show for so I decided to post it anyway :P

    Ouch. Reminds me of that scene in the Inbetweeners series 1 ep 1. :p:
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    I nearly got suspended for back chatting my Head of Year in Year 10.

    I don't appreciate being spoken to like a three year old by some fat bint who sits on her fat backside all day doing nothing. I said to her that she wasn't a proper teacher and she sent me to the Deputy Head.

    Fortunately, he agreed with me and I went on my merry way
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    One of the chemistry teachers we had was a right knob. I've screamed at him for shouting at one of my mates, saying she'd lost her book when he'd never given her one, put ink into his tea, wiped his hard drive with a giant magnet and just generally treated him like crap.
    He got found with porn on his computer, and got disciplined for staring up girls' skirts last year!

    I don't think I've done anything all that bad at school though. I regret that now
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    Setting fire to one of the desks in Chemistry. Now that was fun That was year 10. What makes it even better is that me and my friend blamed it on this group we hated (typical teenage rivalry) and the teacher believed us.
    I used to do that a lot... get other people into trouble for something I had done

    Mind this year (I'm in year 12, technically now year 13) I nearly lost it with my CoPE teacher so many times, I got good grades at gcse and so did my friend in there, we only got shoved in that class because they couldn't be arsed putting us in General Studies or Citizenship ¬.¬ Anyways one day we got a bit pissed off because our teacher treats us/talks to us like 5 year olds, so we put a virus on her computer which completely wiped out every file.

    I regret non of the above
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    Uhhhh... Hit some girl in infants for tipping me over in my wheelchair, slapped some girl in yr6 for calling me an alien and got in three fights with three different boys in comp for reasons i don't really want to mention. Oh... I also skipped lessons, but so do most people at some point! Did something that got me thrown out of maths, but can't remember what Thats about all!
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    (Original post by Laurah5498)
    I nearly got suspended for back chatting my Head of Year in Year 10.

    I don't appreciate being spoken to like a three year old by some fat bint who sits on her fat backside all day doing nothing. I said to her that she wasn't a proper teacher and she sent me to the Deputy Head.

    Fortunately, he agreed with me and I went on my merry way
    he agreed with you?
    nice one


    I threw a paper areoplane at a window, twice, not realising that there was a fan above me (I mean I knew it was there, but I didn't take it into account), the [;anes went forward, dipped sharp right, forward, dipped sharp right, and then across my English teachers face.

    I also played catch with a vase in one class room, until I didn't look, put my hands down at just the wrong moment as someone threw it to me, it kind of smashed against my face.

    mmm, I also strangled a boy a few times with my nails when I was younger, but then he was bullying me so it wasn't like I was just randomly attacking him.oh yeah, there was this one teacher who bullied me. E.G. I go to a posh schoo and in year four we all had breif cases because they were "cool".
    In year 5 I still have mine (year 5 is, 10? yeah I must've been 10). And this one boy kept trying to get past the code, so I stopped him, I repeatedly got told not to stop him, despite he shouldn't of been doing it, on one occasion I just moved my breif case and she told me to get out. Then he told her I was pulling faces through the door window (I wasn't) and she gave me a detention.

    I got my revenge though. We went on a school trip, and she got this massive (like, 6 person tent) to herself whilst the rest of us were packed like sardines in a tin in this huge one that was held up by two tree's.
    She was bragging about it, being her useful *****y self, when I said to her in a loud mean voice for the surronding 20 students and other teacher, "well you're so fat you need all that room, maybe if you lost some weight more of use could sleep in such a luxirous tent". I think she cried, she definetly didn't take kindly to it. Funny thing was she was a bit plump (and probably weight conscious).
    No regrets though.
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    I was good, worst thing I did was either climbing on the roof of school, or writing with big marker pen on loads of walls/lockers/etc.. They were all done in good spirit though.

    I went to the kind of private school where they just expelled people for doing anything too bad though, so that's my excuse for not doing more.
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    he agreed with you?
    nice one
    Our Deputy Head is sound and a lot of people hate this woman xD I've never seen her teach a class at all. I don't actually believe that she is a qualified teacher!!
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    When I was 6, I would playrape the girls on the school field, far away from the watchful-eyes of the playground supervisor. I would initiate a chase, then tackle them to the ground and pull down their knickers to get a glimpse of their treasure. Ho-hooo! I was a dirty bugger even back then!
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    (Original post by InkFromMyPen)
    I put a virus on the school system by accident. I That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class .
    Ahaha, that's so ace +rep for you
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    The duputy head (my english teacher) took my silly little bean bag ball I was messing about with off me and said I couldn't have it back untill Monday (over the weekend) so I took some of his English books and said he wern't having them back unless he gave me my bean bag ball back....(I know this sounds ridiculous, but we were always trying to get one over each other, although we got along really) lol

    I couldn't stand my headteacher (nor did the normal teachers) so when recieving my last reward in school, when I was about to shake her hand I did that thing when you pull back and put ya hand to ya face to take the piss (hope you get what I mean, its hard to describe) She didn't look amused, but the rest of the school including the teachers did.

    When helping out at an event at school in the evening, I needed to use a phone and as me and my friend didn't have any credit, we decided to use the one in the staff room. We then found teachers had left some wine in there, so we drank them and hide the fact that we were drunk for the rest of the night.


    Looking back, I was so childish, but I wouldn't have changed it..some funny memories!
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    (Original post by noggins)
    When I was 6, I would playrape the girls on the school field, far away from the watchful-eyes of the playground supervisor. I would initiate a chase, then tackle them to the ground and pull down their knickers to get a glimpse of their treasure. Ho-hooo! I was a dirty bugger even back then!
    when you were 6?
    I mean 16 I can understand if (although I was too shy and socially retarded back then to be able to mildly flirt with a girl, tried a few times, got the good old, "you're a freak, I can do better than you, try anything like that again and I'll get a restaring order, now **** off"l ooks.
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    (Original post by there's too much love)
    when you were 6?
    I mean 16 I can understand if (although I was too shy and socially retarded back then to be able to mildly flirt with a girl, tried a few times, got the good old, "you're a freak, I can do better than you, try anything like that again and I'll get a restaring order, now **** off"l ooks.

    I didn't have any sisters. Make more sense now?
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    Had fights with guys....throttled one of them(but then only because they swore at me)

    had a row with the head of science department

    poured ink on the whiteboard duster so that when the teacher erased the board, it became blue

    added phenophthalien in my teacher's cup of tea (it acts as a laxative) Though im not sure whether it worked or not, perhaps it was a bit too dilute.

    kicked one of my teachers while playing football, i was just trying to tackle him :P

    Did alot more idiotic things just cant remember them at the moment.
 
 
 
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