Worst thing you ever did at school?
What was the worst thing you ever did at school? Or were you a bit of a geek? It can be from any education stage.
My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .
I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".
At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!
One of my best friends on the other hand got expelled from nursery for biting another kid who nicked her barbie doll :P
My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .
I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".
At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!
One of my best friends on the other hand got expelled from nursery for biting another kid who nicked her barbie doll :P
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my dinner lady
I put a virus on the school system by accident. I
That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class 
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That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class .
k9ruby
What was the worst thing you ever did at school? Or were you a bit of a geek? It can be from any education stage.
My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .
I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".
At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!
My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .
I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".
At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!
thats really funny, not badi havent left school yet so i havent got the hindsight to laugh at my stupidity
i did recently do this really cringeworthy thing. talking (well, more bitching) about this teacher for a whole 3 minutes straight while she was behind me the whole time
i havent been able to look her in the eye since
el scorcho
my dinner lady
Hahaha.
I lost my temper at my head of year after she spoke to me like a five year old when i was late one day. She pulled me into her office and told me I had an attitude problem, despite the fact that I had never once been in trouble before. She said I had to learn some respect. I very, very nearly said that she ought to show me some, then, but I didn't. I really, REALLY wish I had now.
And that's the worst. I was really, really good tho :P:
Ohh, and we used to purposely mess things up in chemistry, like pouring yellow dye all over a desk and putting acid in the tubs of metal (can't remember which ones, but they kinda melted all over the bottom and got really warm.) Stuff like that. We never got caught tho :P:
sabka7 thats really funny, not bad
i havent left school yet so i havent got the hindsight to laugh at my stupidity
i did recently do this really cringeworthy thing. talking (well, more bitching) about this teacher for a whole 3 minutes straight while she was behind me the whole time
i havent been able to look her in the eye since
thats really funny, not badi havent left school yet so i havent got the hindsight to laugh at my stupidity
i did recently do this really cringeworthy thing. talking (well, more bitching) about this teacher for a whole 3 minutes straight while she was behind me the whole time
i havent been able to look her in the eye since
Hehe...didn't know what people would think, but its the only one I really have to show for so I decided to post it anyway :P
Ouch. Reminds me of that scene in the Inbetweeners series 1 ep 1.
I nearly got suspended for back chatting my Head of Year in Year 10.
I don't appreciate being spoken to like a three year old by some fat bint who sits on her fat backside all day doing nothing. I said to her that she wasn't a proper teacher and she sent me to the Deputy Head.
Fortunately, he agreed with me and I went on my merry way
I don't appreciate being spoken to like a three year old by some fat bint who sits on her fat backside all day doing nothing. I said to her that she wasn't a proper teacher and she sent me to the Deputy Head.
Fortunately, he agreed with me and I went on my merry way
One of the chemistry teachers we had was a right knob. I've screamed at him for shouting at one of my mates, saying she'd lost her book when he'd never given her one, put ink into his tea, wiped his hard drive with a giant magnet and just generally treated him like crap.
He got found with porn on his computer, and got disciplined for staring up girls' skirts last year!
I don't think I've done anything all that bad at school though. I regret that now
and just generally treated him like crap. He got found with porn on his computer, and got disciplined for staring up girls' skirts last year!
I don't think I've done anything all that bad at school though. I regret that now
Setting fire to one of the desks in Chemistry. Now that was fun That was year 10. What makes it even better is that me and my friend blamed it on this group we hated (typical teenage rivalry) and the teacher believed us.
I used to do that a lot... get other people into trouble for something I had done
Mind this year (I'm in year 12, technically now year 13) I nearly lost it with my CoPE teacher so many times, I got good grades at gcse and so did my friend in there, we only got shoved in that class because they couldn't be arsed putting us in General Studies or Citizenship ¬.¬ Anyways one day we got a bit pissed off because our teacher treats us/talks to us like 5 year olds, so we put a virus on her computer which completely wiped out every file.
I regret non of the above
That was year 10. What makes it even better is that me and my friend blamed it on this group we hated (typical teenage rivalry) and the teacher believed us.I used to do that a lot... get other people into trouble for something I had done
Mind this year (I'm in year 12, technically now year 13) I nearly lost it with my CoPE teacher so many times, I got good grades at gcse and so did my friend in there, we only got shoved in that class because they couldn't be arsed putting us in General Studies or Citizenship ¬.¬ Anyways one day we got a bit pissed off because our teacher treats us/talks to us like 5 year olds, so we put a virus on her computer which completely wiped out every file.
I regret non of the above
Uhhhh... Hit some girl in infants for tipping me over in my wheelchair, slapped some girl in yr6 for calling me an alien and got in three fights with three different boys in comp for reasons i don't really want to mention. Oh... I also skipped lessons, but so do most people at some point! Did something that got me thrown out of maths, but can't remember what Thats about all!
Thats about all!I was good, worst thing I did was either climbing on the roof of school, or writing with big marker pen on loads of walls/lockers/etc.. They were all done in good spirit though.
I went to the kind of private school where they just expelled people for doing anything too bad though, so that's my excuse for not doing more.
I went to the kind of private school where they just expelled people for doing anything too bad though, so that's my excuse for not doing more.
Our Deputy Head is sound and a lot of people hate this woman xD I've never seen her teach a class at all. I don't actually believe that she is a qualified teacher!!
When I was 6, I would playrape the girls on the school field, far away from the watchful-eyes of the playground supervisor. I would initiate a chase, then tackle them to the ground and pull down their knickers to get a glimpse of their treasure. Ho-hooo! I was a dirty bugger even back then!
InkFromMyPen
I put a virus on the school system by accident. I That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class .
That was major cringe seen as my I.T teacher was an absolute ***** and made a "show" of me infront of my entire class .Ahaha, that's so ace
+rep for you
The duputy head (my english teacher) took my silly little bean bag ball I was messing about with off me and said I couldn't have it back untill Monday (over the weekend) so I took some of his English books and said he wern't having them back unless he gave me my bean bag ball back....(I know this sounds ridiculous, but we were always trying to get one over each other, although we got along really) lol
I couldn't stand my headteacher (nor did the normal teachers) so when recieving my last reward in school, when I was about to shake her hand I did that thing when you pull back and put ya hand to ya face to take the piss (hope you get what I mean, its hard to describe) She didn't look amused, but the rest of the school including the teachers did.
When helping out at an event at school in the evening, I needed to use a phone and as me and my friend didn't have any credit, we decided to use the one in the staff room. We then found teachers had left some wine in there, so we drank them and hide the fact that we were drunk for the rest of the night.
Looking back, I was so childish, but I wouldn't have changed it..some funny memories!
I couldn't stand my headteacher (nor did the normal teachers) so when recieving my last reward in school, when I was about to shake her hand I did that thing when you pull back and put ya hand to ya face to take the piss (hope you get what I mean, its hard to describe) She didn't look amused, but the rest of the school including the teachers did.
When helping out at an event at school in the evening, I needed to use a phone and as me and my friend didn't have any credit, we decided to use the one in the staff room. We then found teachers had left some wine in there, so we drank them and hide the fact that we were drunk for the rest of the night.
Looking back, I was so childish, but I wouldn't have changed it..some funny memories!
Had fights with guys....throttled one of them(but then only because they swore at me)
had a row with the head of science department
poured ink on the whiteboard duster so that when the teacher erased the board, it became blue
added phenophthalien in my teacher's cup of tea (it acts as a laxative) Though im not sure whether it worked or not, perhaps it was a bit too dilute.
kicked one of my teachers while playing football, i was just trying to tackle him :P
Did alot more idiotic things just cant remember them at the moment.
had a row with the head of science department
poured ink on the whiteboard duster so that when the teacher erased the board, it became blue
added phenophthalien in my teacher's cup of tea (it acts as a laxative)
Though im not sure whether it worked or not, perhaps it was a bit too dilute.kicked one of my teachers while playing football, i was just trying to tackle him :P
Did alot more idiotic things just cant remember them at the moment.
I was a goody two shoes... 
However, in the lesson of one of my favourite teachers (purely because I knew she'd let me off!): I wrote LISA on my forehead in eyeliner, as she kept calling me Alice (this went on for 2 years...). She never got my name wrong again though. I was catching-up with her recently and she still remembers it as I suffered an allergic reaction to the eyeliner!
Oh. During my English practical/speech thing, I had to get angry. Ran out the classroom, slammed the door and this sheet of glass fell out of a nearby cupboard door. Missed the teachers head by less than a cm. Luckily, it was the same one as with the namewriting. I just got "Please don't try to knock me out this lesson Lisa. I know you hate poetry, but there's a line!
That's it.
However, in the lesson of one of my favourite teachers (purely because I knew she'd let me off!): I wrote LISA on my forehead in eyeliner, as she kept calling me Alice (this went on for 2 years...). She never got my name wrong again though. I was catching-up with her recently and she still remembers it as I suffered an allergic reaction to the eyeliner!
Oh. During my English practical/speech thing, I had to get angry. Ran out the classroom, slammed the door and this sheet of glass fell out of a nearby cupboard door. Missed the teachers head by less than a cm. Luckily, it was the same one as with the namewriting. I just got "Please don't try to knock me out this lesson Lisa. I know you hate poetry, but there's a line!
That's it.
Last year of Biology we had the biggest pushover teacher and it went too far as to what we could get away with.
I had a bunsen burner on the go with some mixture of sorts in it, and a friend threw a rubber in it, causing billowing clouds of black smoke, and an evacuation of the science department.
We also had these electrical outlets on the desks, that ran all the way across. The inside was hollow and you could access it by sliding the plastic cover across. We hid pretty much anything we could find in there, including the stock of stopclocks just before school finished.
I had a bunsen burner on the go with some mixture of sorts in it, and a friend threw a rubber in it, causing billowing clouds of black smoke, and an evacuation of the science department.
We also had these electrical outlets on the desks, that ran all the way across. The inside was hollow and you could access it by sliding the plastic cover across. We hid pretty much anything we could find in there, including the stock of stopclocks just before school finished.
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