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    I threw a cricket ball at my 64 year old teachers head and knocked him out.
    What was funny was the actual throw which was a distance of around 100m. It landed on his head.
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    Worst thing I ever did was in Year 8 right at the end of the year.

    Everyone use to use the computers during lunch and one day (the day the school had organised a charity day - readathon, fun run, swimathon) myself and one of my friends were using the school message system, the one that brings the message up onto the screen without having to click on it - i forget what it was called.

    Well we thought it would be funny to send a message to one of the other guys in the room a message reading "There will be a fire alarm set off in 5 minutes. Please can you log off your computer and make your way to the exit. We thank you for your co-operation"

    It was all well and good. Right upto the moment when my friend put in the wrong computer in the send box. And instead of sending it to the other kid, we accidently sent it to EVERY computer in the school. And yes that does include the Headteacher.

    Within seconds the head of ICT and other ICT teachers were bearing down on us because each time you sent a message it told you which PC it was from. Needless to say we were excused from partaking in the days events and made to sit in a room together where the teacher watching us let us talk and just quizzed us on the how she put it "Sheer brilliance" of our plan.

    My mum on the other hand wasn't too happy with the school and marched into the Heads office and had a massive argument with him. Made all the worse that the school expected the money I had gotten for the charity, when I hadn't even done any of the events.
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    did alot of fun stuff, and assisted in other.

    got 10 classmets in a lot of trouble for 'bulling' a teacher (myself included), basically got pissed at them and ratted them out to that teacher, i got off light cuz i ratted, while some ended up haveing 1 week suspension. everyones parents got called. all sides got what they deserved, expet me. best thing everyone blamed it on the teacher, no one suspected me.

    got in lots and lots of fights, more in my erlier years, at least 1/year, worse one i ended up chaising a guy barefoot till a kindergrten nearby jumed the fence in, all of this during lesson, surprisingly neither of us rembered why we fought (often fought with him anyway).

    the following happend infrot of a teacher, i gave a back brreaker to a guy, kikded another in the stoach so hard that he fell and cried. I decided to prove that one of my classmates didnt have balls by keeing him in the nuts, he cried but he punched me in the ear really hard, and i also cried, dam he punches really hard. choked a guy during class, though i got mys arm scrtched and my shirt ripped, choked a guy in front of 3 teachers during a field trip for him tring to cheaqt me in a game. tripped (not tripped, rather slamed down) a guy during PE cus he was getting a bit phisical and almost tripped me, than he punched? me somehow that 2 of his fingers ended up in my mouth and got really abldy cut in my teeth, sadly the disipline master triked me into thinking the score was 2-2 whn it was 2-1 (,he hurt himself it dosent count).

    Sysematically disruped lessons by asking questions, rarly even rasing my hand to do it.copied all my homwork (especially for math) for 2 yeas, the next 4 didnt even bother to do it.

    swithed the keayboar and the mouse in their ports a]so neither would work, people had a really hard time figuring out who it was. tired to crack the admin password for the school computers, a freind beat me to it, turns out it was "admin". Litteraly turner the computer lab into a games room, including with unbloking firewalls as i had the admin pass (Counterstrike and starcraft are notabble achivments, though had help with the distribution). made a script to remap the keayboard, another to freeze up the coputer every 5 sec. got busted for playing games in the coputer lab once in the entire year during which i was hunted for it, i did play every computer lesson.

    used sligshots in calss, hid in the cupoard when the principals wife was teaching for the entire lesson, and dumb classmate nearly got me busted, the initially i didnd it becaus i coukd get away with it when i came out with the nrmal teacher, but he got substituted. the principal threated to suspend me and i replied "for how many days?". used correction fluid to stain a guy's pants and yes 3 year later he still used them with the stain still there.

    School was fun.
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    I used to be an angel for my first 1-2 years at secondary school and then I just stopped caring.

    We once had this really, REALLY horrible teacher called Mr Armstrong, he was our form tutor. He was just utterly useless and mean to most people. One day a friend and I were sitting in form, and I hadn't finished off some of my lunch, which for some reason consisted of seaweed peanuts (they're actually really good)...

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    Anyway, we started launching them at him when his back was turned and one of them hit the whiteboard, bounced off and hit him square in the forehead he turned around holding one and was like "what the f*ck is this!?" - brilliance.

    I can't actually think of any more examples off the top of my head, mainly because what other people did was better :p: there used to be a bit of a craze at my school of having polos/ other sweets in blazer pockets and eating them in lessons. Once, our maths teacher went next door to another class room to sort out the behaviour. There were quite a lot of jokers and laddish guys in our class and they rounded up everyone with polos. When the teacher got back most of the class had crushed their polos, used their rulers to line up the powder and sniffed it. The ones who did theirs with citrus polos seriously regretted it. :awesome:

    Also, most of my teachers were awful but Miss Porter was probably the worst. She must have been in her 50s/ 60s, she had a really, horrible whiney voice which went *right* through you. She had this horrid lank, grey, greasy hair and wore Christmas jumpers, odd skirts, bright orange tights and those nasty 'comfort' shoes that 90 year olds tend to wear. :p: she was also really quite horrible as a person - she never smiled, always deliberately came up really close to your face to tell you off and breathe her halitosis in your face, and she was just a cow.

    Incidentally, this is an amazing lookalike:

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    Anyway, one day it was snowing and loads of students had misbehaved so they would be sent out, and then they'd go and have snowball fights. Loads of them knew that Porter was teaching and wanted to annoy her, so kept running past our room and flinging the door open. One time, however, TOTALLY unexpectedly, the door flung open and a snowball was lobbed in and smacked her in the face was amazing! I was literally crying with laughter for the rest of the lesson and she sent me out.

    I can't think of anything else, though I know from year 9 onwards pretty much I used to chat back all the time because the teachers at my school were so full of sh*t - but yeah, for now I can't think of any other examples. :redface:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    That was beautiful! Beautiful storytelling! :p:
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    (Original post by dorian gray)
    You're the man! I did this once but I didn't put them in alphabetical order lol.
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    Unscrewed a gas tap and threw it across the classroom/lab in a massive fit of rage.
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    On a spanish school trip, after being sent home me and a couple of friends went out again. We stayed in a club for a few hours getting absoloutly off our faces and dancing with random HOT american girls.

    Then on our way out my friend fell over, and was like....wow i don't feel to good. Then he was like really sick and i couldn't carry him home so some random blonde bimbos decided to call the police who consequently called the ambulance.

    My friend was taken to the hospital unconscious and i got taken by the Police. Unfortuanly since i had only been doing spanish for less than a year i didnt understand anything they were saying. They took me to their police station, beat me around a bit and then randomly decided to drop me off 4 miles outside of the city.

    After hitchhiking and asking directions from some really really kind strangers, i managed to find my way home. It was at this point i was picked up again by the same policemen who took me back to the statoin. As i got out of the police car (cuffed) i saw my two spanish teachers waiting.

    After about 15 minutes of really fast spanish apprentlly my teacher persuaded the police to not let me go to prison/ be sent out of the country.

    I then had to go home early, pay a £200 air ticket and get suspended. OH and my luggage got lost.


    But yeah - - -- - Beat That
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    We once had this really, REALLY horrible teacher called Mr Armstrong, he was our form tutor. He was just utterly useless and mean to most people. One day a friend and I were sitting in form, and I hadn't finished off some of my lunch, which for some reason consisted of seaweed peanuts (they're actually really good)...

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    Anyway, we started launching them at him when his back was turned and one of them hit the whiteboard, bounced off and hit him square in the forehead he turned around holding one and was like "what the f*ck is this!?" - brilliance.
    There is just something strangely amusing that it was a seaweed peanut and not a regular peanut. :yes: Good stuff.
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    (Original post by rusty987)
    On a spanish school trip, after being sent home me and a couple of friends went out again. We stayed in a club for a few hours getting absoloutly off our faces and dancing with random HOT american girls.

    Then on our way out my friend fell over, and was like....wow i don't feel to good. Then he was like really sick and i couldn't carry him home so some random blonde bimbos decided to call the police who consequently called the ambulance.

    My friend was taken to the hospital unconscious and i got taken by the Police. Unfortuanly since i had only been doing spanish for less than a year i didnt understand anything they were saying. They took me to their police station, beat me around a bit and then randomly decided to drop me off 4 miles outside of the city.

    After hitchhiking and asking directions from some really really kind strangers, i managed to find my way home. It was at this point i was picked up again by the same policemen who took me back to the statoin. As i got out of the police car (cuffed) i saw my two spanish teachers waiting.

    After about 15 minutes of really fast spanish apprentlly my teacher persuaded the police to not let me go to prison/ be sent out of the country.

    I then had to go home early, pay a £200 air ticket and get suspended. OH and my luggage got lost.


    But yeah - - -- - Beat That
    oh my days... :eek:

    gosh, what happened when everyone came back?
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    (Original post by noggins)
    When I was 6, I would playrape the girls on the school field, far away from the watchful-eyes of the playground supervisor. I would initiate a chase, then tackle them to the ground and pull down their knickers to get a glimpse of their treasure. Ho-hooo! I was a dirty bugger even back then!
    You made me choke!
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    AHHH I've just remembered something, in memory of my friend who died last year, Dennis.
    I went to primary school with him, and I actually only first heard this story when his mum told it at his funeral.
    He was EXTREMELY intelligent, a complete geek, just nerdy in every way - he'd trip over his own shoelaces, sit there and pick his nose and eat it, sit and sulk in the corner because he didn't want to socialise etc. Anyway, there were very very amusing sides to his being a bit 'special'. :p:
    His mum used to get called in quite often about his 'bad behaviour' - silly little things that highly intelligent - and as a result, frustrated - kids do. But one day apparently she got a call where the teacher couldn't stop laughing on the end of the phone.
    In our primary school there was this INCREDIBLY fat dinner lady. She was a ***** as well, which is why this is so awesome.
    Dennis apparently went up to her one day, grabbed her boobs, looked her intently in the eyes and went "WOBBLE WOBBLE!!!" whilst bouncing them up and down ahahaha. Legend.
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    Thought of more

    When I was in year 10, my friends and I were picked to be in Young Enterprise. We consequently spent the entire year getting out of lessons with that excuse, and locking ourselves in the science block's photocopier room. Things got better when we found out a teacher's photocopier code, and spent most of our time photocopying our tits.

    I got kicked out of Welsh GCSE for writing funny sounding words all over my best friend. And I mean literally everywhere. On her back, her stomach, her face, her neck, her boobs... It was hilarious My friends got kicked out too because we just played up too much for poor Miss Hughes to take after a while.

    My class once locked out geography teacher in her cupboard... And one of the boys got caught by her in the back of her lesson ******* under the desk
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    (Original post by HighSkies)
    There is just something strangely amusing that it was a seaweed peanut and not a regular peanut. :yes: Good stuff.
    I think it's the fact that he had no idea what it was and he was so :lolwut: WTF!? about it. He seemed to suspect it was some kind of magical bullet or something :p:
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    I'm not gonna lie, i was boring as hell at school. I done nothing exciting or funny
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    Slash the tyres of a teachers car.
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    I masturbated in a german lesson (**** under desk) and came.
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    i burnt a hole in the wall of a chemistry classroom as well as singeing the bottom of a cupboard and setting fire to the curtains during one fateful experiment:rolleyes: this consequently got a student teacher laid off for not maintaining control lol.. on an immature day my friend & i deliberately spread a virus around every computer in the school that made a porn website pop up; we were disgraced and had to apologise over the tannoy hahaaa. :redface: i also accidentally winded a p.e. teacher with a tennis racket. not that bad really overall.
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    One lunchtime, one of my friends kicked a mouldy apple at me. Then, wanting to show off, I picked up the apple and launched it at him. Unfortunatly, partly due to my rushed attack, and partly to do with his ability to move out of the way, the apple missed my intended target, and hit the smallest member of staff in the school right between the eyes. The apple actually split into pieces, and she went home with a headache for the rest of the afternoon. I kid you not, was the best moment of year nine
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    (Original post by k9ruby)
    What was the worst thing you ever did at school? Or were you a bit of a geek? It can be from any education stage.

    My worst was probably the age old art of trying every idea in the book to get out of PE. Although in my last year of secondary school (Y11) I remember writing on a computer in an IT room (the teachers in the IT room can see what you type) "This must be a really sad way to spend your time, constantly having to survey students screens. Perhaps you teachers may like to take up a more rewarding hobby, perhaps something like reading'' .

    I then heard the teachers in the IT office burst out laughing, but one irate one took control of my computer and printed the screen off and then shouted from accross the room ' I will be forwarding this to your head of year!".



    At which point me and my friends legged it and I was scared (I know, pathetic) to go to assembly when I had sudden images in my mind about calling me up in front of everyone to 'punish' me. Nothing ever did happen but I was such a geek I was terrified for a good 2 weeks!

    One of my best friends on the other hand got expelled from nursery for biting another kid who nicked her barbie doll :P
    I was in year 10 and a year 9 kid called me a paki. I pushed him. He tried to punch me. I say tried because i blocked it and headbutted him. He was out cold. =]

    And in year 11 we had a crazy chemistry teacher, looked like a classic fat little mad scientist with crazy curly hair and everything. He was a genius but couldn't teach, or control the class. Anyway, we never did any work. For some reason he trusted me and my 3 friends and always let us set up class experiments. One time we decided to bung whichever powders we wanted into a crucible he asked us to put something in. Then to our horror we realised he was going to use a magnesium fuse to light it. So we stood well back. The ensuing explosion broke the fume cupboard and singed the ceiling tiles, and several watching students fell off of their stools.

    Or when we spent a whole lunchtime watching little kids run into a door we'd locked that was usually open. I also climbed the school library and tied a blowup sex doll onto the roof of it on our last day. =] good times
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    Got absolutely hammered on the field before going to my last lesson of year 11.
    Didn't get caught though
    Goooooood times
 
 
 
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