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    Getting hit in the stomach by someone and retaliating by smacking them in face. Sounds better than it was... I probably weigh 50% more than the guy in question.
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    at my current college, me & other people on my front row in maths spat paper bits in the teachers coffee when he wasnt looking, as a target practice game & also tried to see who could blow hardest to blow all his paper work off his desk which he went absolutely crazy about yet didnt bother to find out who'd done it, he was wierd & fun to piss off.

    at my previous college there was a way to get into the system and take control of other peoples computers, which i did on many occassion and logged people off without saving their work, or typed offensive language on their screen, was hilarious at the time

    always went out of bounds which the police got involved with once (a bit dramatic?) but i wasnt one of the ones who were caught when the police were involved thankfully, i got caught once but my charming lies got me off without anything too severe

    did sooooooooo many things at primary school, i was one of the nightmare kids to deal with, always on 'report' & behaviour meetings :awesome: hard to believe now, it made for so many funny memories though :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by noggins)
    When I was 6, I would playrape the girls on the school field, far away from the watchful-eyes of the playground supervisor. I would initiate a chase, then tackle them to the ground and pull down their knickers to get a glimpse of their treasure. Ho-hooo! I was a dirty bugger even back then!

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    (Original post by sandeep90)
    You're the man! I did this once but I didn't put them in alphabetical order lol.
    Haha!
    It was the form room for the nurture group as well. That must be some kind of bonus.

    My friend however didn't bother with subtleties. He took every key out, and left the keyboard as "I Like Penis" and then an enter key.
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    (Original post by dorian gray)
    Haha!
    It was the form room for the nurture group as well. That must be some kind of bonus.

    My friend however didn't bother with subtleties. He took every key out, and left the keyboard as "I Like Penis" and then an enter key.
    How if there's only 1 "i" or "e" or am I just missing something here?
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    (Original post by dorian gray)
    Haha!
    It was the form room for the nurture group as well. That must be some kind of bonus.

    My friend however didn't bother with subtleties. "He took every key out, and left the keyboard as "I Like Penis" and then an enter key".
    Ahahahaha, that is farking genius ahh when I finish school next year I might do that in my last ICT lesson :p:
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    There was this paedy teacher, and me and one of my friends kind of tormented him and made him feel like a bad person.
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    (Original post by malleablegrace)
    AHHH I've just remembered something, in memory of my friend who died last year, Dennis.
    I went to primary school with him, and I actually only first heard this story when his mum told it at his funeral.
    He was EXTREMELY intelligent, a complete geek, just nerdy in every way - he'd trip over his own shoelaces, sit there and pick his nose and eat it, sit and sulk in the corner because he didn't want to socialise etc. Anyway, there were very very amusing sides to his being a bit 'special'. :p:
    His mum used to get called in quite often about his 'bad behaviour' - silly little things that highly intelligent - and as a result, frustrated - kids do. But one day apparently she got a call where the teacher couldn't stop laughing on the end of the phone.
    In our primary school there was this INCREDIBLY fat dinner lady. She was a ***** as well, which is why this is so awesome.
    Dennis apparently went up to her one day, grabbed her boobs, looked her intently in the eyes and went "WOBBLE WOBBLE!!!" whilst bouncing them up and down ahahaha. Legend.


    Ahahahaha you really do tell the best stories, this one also had me in stitches :awesome: Except the him dying part.

    I don't think I've ever done anything that bad at school, I was a good child
    In Year 10 we used to put copper sulphate along the sides of the tables and set it alight, so you got this brilliant green flame that just went around the class and freaked out my teacher.

    Also we had this total ***** of a Maths teacher in Year 10. She had some really annoying set phrases, such as "Consider yourself moved" (teachers were meant to move our places in the class if we misbehaved, she was just too lazy) and "I can only apologise".
    One day me and my friend tallied how many times she said each of her phrases- and left the piece of paper in class. I don't know if she found it, but we never found out. She left about 2 weeks later. :p:
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    Smoke bombed a stairway.

    Did alot of stuff, I was a rebel, yo.
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    ** Before I start, I would like to point out that I am in fact not a normal geek/nerd. I have always been a very sporty person..even a school record breaker in some cases. Ive always had a good social life just like average Joe when anyone has even seen me, they wouldn't suspect my passion at all, almost as if I'm the total opposite. Its nice to be stuck between two worlds

    School computer hacking inspired what will be my future career, In year 7 I realized I got on really well with computers and understood so much more than I should, I Learned HTML, about Ports and IP's before I even got to Mandatory ICT class. In about year 8 I got madly into gaming (RuneScape, WoW all that stuff ) and I got involved in the black market for these games (selling/buying virtual currency for real cash) from this I got involved with (h4ck-y0u was the first security community I was part of) hacking, phreaking, trojans ect.. and most importantly programming. Yeah I did some bad stuff, and made real cash at a young age... I THEN decided to basic CMD my way into the school network and create hidden accounts, install VNC/RATS so I could remotely control system's ect.. People payed me to install games
    ...... Eventually someone that wanted a game installed ratted me out, and I had to own up. I was in so deep that the police got involved for 'criminal intent' they couldn't prove much, So i only got a 3 week suspension

    ** Sorry for going a little off track, thought some background information was required
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    i haven't left school but i remember i went into the boy's bathroom. lots of my friends had done it and hadn't gotten caught, but of course, the one time i went, my friends and i got caught. detention for a week.

    oh and i wrote a note with my boyfriend saying we would have sex and the principal found it. of course, she had to make us out at assembly, along with many other people who got in trouble, so it wasn't as bad.

    talked back to the watershed teacher every chance i got. didn't like her one bit. (watershed was like language arts, social studies, science and history all in one)
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    ...this whole thread explains why i'm never going to become a teacher.
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    Did a fart in a classroom, it was a hot summer day and the windows would only half open.

    I blamed it on a disabled person. ( Did say sorry to her though)
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    I was generally a goody. Wish I mucked around more now haha.

    In our last GCSE biology lesson we ran around and had a water fight using the syringes. The teacher was deaf in one ear and this guy always used to shout out **** in the lesson and she couldn't tell who was saying it. The same guy also poured ethanol under the stool of some geeky guy in chemistry and lit it with a Bunsen burner! :| And set fire to an open gas tap so it was flaming like a flamethrower. The teacher, who is usually really laid back, went mental as apparently it could suck back and blow up the school! :| He was eventually expelled for stealing laptops and restricted chemicals from the school. :|
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    The worst thing I think I ever did was take a bottle of absinthe in (I was in Year 10 at the time). Me and some of my friends drank it before a bleep test in PE, that thing where you run between two walls in the sports hall every time a tape goes 'bleep', with the bleeps getting closer together and more numerous as the levels progress... the weird thing is that I think it actually helped. It didn't help being drunk in Biology the lesson after though. However, fortunately, I don't think any teachers found out. With hindsight I can't work out why I did that
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    (Original post by el scorcho)
    my dinner lady
    :rofl:

    I have to wait until 12 to rep but you will certainly be getting some!
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    (Original post by CassCassCassie)
    Mind you, it could have been a lot worse. A friend of mine completely burned down the drama department at his school, and helped smuggle a cow into the library
    Wait, what?
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    Was late most of year 11's registration... tbh though I was suffering from hyperthyriodism though, and had naps from 5-9pm as well as my normal sleep (got up to do h/w). My teacher was nice enough, got onyl one or two detentions =)
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    (Original post by Zymic)
    ** Before I start, I would like to point out that I am in fact not a normal geek/nerd. I have always been a very sporty person..even a school record breaker in some cases. Ive always had a good social life just like average Joe when anyone has even seen me, they wouldn't suspect my passion at all, almost as if I'm the total opposite. Its nice to be stuck between two worlds

    School computer hacking inspired what will be my future career, In year 7 I realized I got on really well with computers and understood so much more than I should, I Learned HTML, about Ports and IP's before I even got to Mandatory ICT class. In about year 8 I got madly into gaming (RuneScape, WoW all that stuff ) and I got involved in the black market for these games (selling/buying virtual currency for real cash) from this I got involved with (h4ck-y0u was the first security community I was part of) hacking, phreaking, trojans ect.. and most importantly programming. Yeah I did some bad stuff, and made real cash at a young age... I THEN decided to basic CMD my way into the school network and create hidden accounts, install VNC/RATS so I could remotely control system's ect.. People payed me to install games
    ...... Eventually someone that wanted a game installed ratted me out, and I had to own up. I was in so deep that the police got involved for 'criminal intent' they couldn't prove much, So i only got a 3 week suspension

    ** Sorry for going a little off track, thought some background information was required
    Did you put that on your personal statement? :p:
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    I got a massive shouting at in year 7 for mentioning that I read Viz on the toilet when we were asked about what different types of comics there were, along with farting in a german reading test, jumping out the classroom window to play football on the grass since some of us were a bit bored of science.
    Lots of acts of clumsiness with bottles of acid in science and breaking things in DT to the extent that resistant materials wouldn't let me do their gcse. Climbing on the roof.
    Hacking one of the more senior teachers down when he was playing in one of the football teams in PE
    General defiance of dinnerladies.
    Climbing up the bars on the wall of the sports hall then doing a Matt Hardy leg drop from 15 feet in the air just as the teacher came in, they were not best pleased...
 
 
 
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