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    Hahahaha! Thanks man, you made my day!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I don't think it was what I was wearing but more what I was thinking about but I couldn't help it. I was thinking about these girls on TSR (ones who have profile pics) who look really attractive and it got me aroused.
    :curious:Revealing that = disturbing.

    (Original post by Maximum Velocity)
    Wet dreams aren't dreams , it's just that we *** whilst sleeping , so people call it a wet dream , as we must have been dreaming about some kind of porn or sex stuff to cause the cumming
    In the face of contradictory info, I have turned to the fountain of knowledge that is Wikipedia:

    Little is known about the actual cause of nocturnal emissions, leaving explanation of the phenomenon to popular speculation. Popular claims include they are caused by stimulation of genitals by a mattress or sheets, by erotic dreams, or by memories of sexual activity or thoughts. However research has shown no conclusive connection between masturbation frequency and nocturnal emissions (see Frequency below), nor has it shown that erotic thoughts or dreams accompany nocturnal emissions. Although these causes have not been conclusively ruled out, they have not been substantiated by experiment; all that is currently known is that they do not begin before puberty
    So you can be dreaming about being chased by a giant squid and have a wet dream.
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    (Original post by oh_adele)
    Haha. Commas are overrated. :p:
    You do realise I was joking ,right ?

    :awesome:

    Thanks for the , you know what

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    (Original post by Maximum Velocity)
    You do realise I was joking ,right ?

    :awesome:

    Thanks for the , you know what

    x
    I think that comment could be detrimental for me in a number of ways.

    P.S - You're welcome.
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    (Original post by *Katie*)
    :curious:Revealing that = disturbing.



    In the face of contradictory info, I have turned to the fountain of knowledge that is Wikipedia:



    So you can be dreaming about being chased by a giant squid and have a wet dream.
    Right , thank you . Sorry I never knew , I was just guessing. :awesome: @ Squid.
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    (Original post by oh_adele)
    I think that comment could be detrimental for me in a number of ways.

    P.S - You're welcome.
    Well that did sound a bit , you know cough dirty .

    As you said , I could have meant it in more than one way , so thanks again for the , you know what baby lol x
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    The actual masturbation isn't bad but I'm so scared of the ejaculation.
    Sounds like something I heard about a particular someone I know.

    Anyways, watch some pr0n, and you'll like it. Trust me.

    Sometimes I have the rauchiest of dreams and I come out of them as dry as a bone.

    Just bash every other day or something. You could do it every day but your orgasms get less intense :yes:
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    (Original post by Maximum Velocity)
    Well that did sound a bit , you know cough dirty .

    As you said , I could have meant it in more than one way , so thank again for the , you know what baby lol x
    Not helping!


    :p:

    I'm going to stop posting on this wet dream thread now.
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    (Original post by Maximum Velocity)
    Well that did sound a bit , you know cough dirty .

    As you said , I could have meant it in more than one way , so thank again for the , you know what baby lol x
    I think this is the perfect opportunity to point this thread out:

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=978196

    And take some hints from it :yep:

    :awesome:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm not religious at all. I'm an atheist and don't follow any beliefs. I don't masturbate because I'm scared I won't like it. I often try to but bail out early because I'm scared of it.

    I don't think it was what I was wearing but more what I was thinking about but I couldn't help it. I was thinking about these girls on TSR (ones who have profile pics) who look really attractive and it got me aroused.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
















    get out
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    You need to choke the chicken before you go to sleep. Once you start masturbating you will never have wet dreams again, no more crusty sheets.
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    I think this is the perfect opportunity to point this thread out:

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=978196

    And take some hints from it :yep:

    :awesome:
    I can't be asked to search through the thread , give me a hint ?.
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    seriously, just masturbate. theres nothing to be scared of in terms of ejaculation, it feels good - try it once??
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    (Original post by tom_pinnock54)
    Maybe you should speak to a doctor?

    As I said, PM me if you want to chat more.
    You're getting married on my birthday

    Dont know if I have already said this a while ago.....

    But congrats
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    It's a toss between this:
    (Original post by K the Failure)
    Sometimes I have the rauchiest of dreams and I come out of them as dry as a bone.
    And this:
    (Original post by crooks and castles)
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa












    get out
    For funniest post today.

    If the OP is not a troll, wear a condom to sleep. Or make your own come-catcher out of waterproof material and socks. :awesome:
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    Don't be so wet, just masturbate!
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    Masturbate and it won't happen then.


    And wear boxers you pig.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Masturbating is overrated.
    How would you know if you've never done it? :|
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    (Original post by emanuel_arsenalfc)
    wel as males we need a regular release.. so theres nothing to be scared of and also the feeling is good once you have tissues or something at the ready to contain it..
    so do all boys have these?... lyk every single 1? and what is it wen they wet the bed? do all boys "masturbate" cringeeeeeee
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    Wear a condom in your sleep, ontherwise you could roll over in your own sperm and make yourself pregnant in your bum.
 
 
 
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