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    In the interest of equality, I'm following up the "Fishy Vagina" thread by inviting people to share their tales of smelly penis. Has anyone ever come across (forgive the pun) a stinky willy? Did you go ahead anyway did you abort the mission? Perhaps you have a pungent pecker yourself. Stories, please!
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    People with fishy vaginas and smelly penises need to hook up.
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    I heard a story that Nikki Six and another member of motley crue were having a competition (Many years ago) to see who could go the longest without washing. Apparenly after two weeks of not washing they had a late night gig and after they picked up some groupies. One of them went down on Nikki and apparently the smell was that bad she was sick all over his front.

    Answering the question, no I wash.
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    circumcision ftw.
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    Yeah I have the same, no matter how much I wash it! (so ner to that) I just don't know what creams/gels you can get for this.. issue?
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    I have a smelly schlong all the time despite lots of washing :sad:
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    I just wash properly. If it still smells you're not washing it properly.
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    its really not that difficult to wash your ****
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    Urgh, my penis has never smelled. Change your boxers every half day, have at least one shower a day and just, well, be clean?

    If all else fails, bite off your cheesy foreskin.
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    (Original post by kaal1010)
    its really not that difficult to wash your ****
    Quite pleasurable too. :yes:
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    All penises have a smell, but I've never come across an overly smelly one.
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    My ex had this, it was horrible so I hardly ever gave him head. He just didn't wash it properly.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    If u roll the forskin up and put some backing soda ther and leave it like tht overnight, u shudnt get tht yellowy thing ther anymor and hopefully it wont smell
    :lolwut:
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    All penises have a smell, but I've never come across an overly smelly one.
    have you come across a lot?
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    What i find effective is leaving it out in the rain for a couple of hours untill the smell wears away.
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    Why are hardly any women responding in here?

    http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More...ss_sausage.jpg
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    Why is everyone sniffing penis? :lolwut:
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    (Original post by kaal1010)
    have you come across a lot?
    Enough to form a small sample.
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    All penises have a smell, but I've never come across an overly smelly one.
    WHORE! :woo:
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    One day i realised my penis was smelly.

    I washed it
 
 
 
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