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*MJ*: Pakoras are the Solutions to World Problems...(in Collaboration with lilac!!) watch

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    I think we scared them away :puppyeyes:
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    (Original post by lilac!!)
    I think we scared them away :puppyeyes:
    :five:

    We rule...:woo:
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    :five:

    We rule...:woo:
    We sooo dooo! :cool:
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    (Original post by neomilan)
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    GUJI :rolleyes:

    I don't actually like pakoras... Hmm what to do, what to do.
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    (Original post by CityOfMyHeart)
    GUJI :rolleyes:

    I don't actually like pakoras... Hmm what to do, what to do.
    :zomg:

    Well...you should start eating them more often! and you will slowly develop :love: for them :yes:
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    (Original post by lilac!!)
    :zomg:

    Well...you should start eating them more often! and you will slowly develop :love: for them :yes:
    Y'know, I don't think that will help.
    I won't eat something I don't like, and if I eat too many, then I will get fat and die.

    Is this a problem the pakora can't solve? :eek:
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    (Original post by CityOfMyHeart)
    Y'know, I don't think that will help.
    I won't eat something I don't like, and if I eat too many, then I will get fat and die.

    Is this a problem the pakora can't solve? :eek:
    A pakora, my friend can solve anything!

    It will help. The idea is that you eat about 3 pakoras a day for 2 months. You then stop, as you have been eating it for some time, your body will crave for it and you will realise you are a pakora addict :woo:

    You will not turn fat either, put a plate for pakoras at the end of the two month period in front of a running machine and watch yourself gooooooooo! :woo:
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    (Original post by lilac!!)
    A pakora, my friend can solve anything!

    It will help. The idea is that you eat about 3 pakoras a day for 2 months. You then stop, as you have been eating it for some time, your body will crave for it and you will realise you are a pakora addict :woo:

    You will not turn fat either, put a plate for pakoras at the end of the two month period in front of a running machine and watch yourself gooooooooo! :woo:
    Addictions are naughty things.
    I'm gonna start thinking, sleeping, breathing pakoras.
    I won't ever find a perfect man because I'll compare them to the wonderous pakoras.
    I won't find my children cute because they won't be pakoras.
    I won't eat any other foods because pakoras will take over my life. My taste buds will lose function and become useless.
    I won't work off the excess weight put on because all I'll be doing is eating pakoras because I'm addicted because I followed the advice of the pakora addicts :|
    I'll smell like pakoras and only attract people like you and *MJ* (:p:) and I'll repel all white people.

    I could go on, but basically, I'll end up alone, fat and smelly
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    (Original post by CityOfMyHeart)
    Addictions are naughty things.
    I'm gonna start thinking, sleeping, breathing pakoras.
    I won't ever find a perfect man because I'll compare them to the wonderous pakoras.
    I won't find my children cute because they won't be pakoras.
    I won't eat any other foods because pakoras will take over my life. My taste buds will lose function and become useless.
    I won't work off the excess weight put on because all I'll be doing is eating pakoras because I'm addicted because I followed the advice of the pakora addicts :|
    I'll smell like pakoras and only attract people like you and *MJ* (:p:) and I'll repel all white people.

    I could go on, but basically, I'll end up alone, fat and smelly

    :eek3: calm down dear, it isnt that bad. I promise :console:

    Pakoras are very nice things. Eating them in excess will make you feel yakie and with the magic of pakoras you can hardly eat 3/4 a day. They are also filling and you wont feel the need to aet chocolate/sweets etc; so in a way they are helping you. Pakoras are made from patatoes, vegetables and other healthy stuff so its not like eating junk food. So you wont gain weight.

    You may not repel people because you have developed love for the all mighty pakora which other people secretly know.. is the best, hence will be more attracted to you
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    A pakora gave me AIDS
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    (Original post by lilac!!)
    :eek3: calm down dear, it isnt that bad. I promise :console:

    Pakoras are very nice things. Eating them in excess will make you feel yakie and with the magic of pakoras you can hardly eat 3/4 a day. They are also filling and you wont feel the need to aet chocolate/sweets etc; so in a way they are helping you. Pakoras are made from patatoes, vegetables and other healthy stuff so its not like eating junk food. So you wont gain weight.

    You may not repel people because you have developed love for the all mighty pakora which other people secretly know.. is the best, hence will be more attracted to you
    mMmm we shall see!
    I think I'll give the pakora challenge a go... The only problem is that I'm Guji, we don't make pakoras :p:
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    (Original post by BossManSingh)
    A pakora gave me AIDS
    They did not. Go get a proper medical check. :hmmm:
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    (Original post by CityOfMyHeart)
    mMmm we shall see!
    I think I'll give the pakora challenge a go... The only problem is that I'm Guji, we don't make pakoras :p:
    Print "how to make pakoras" from the internet and give it a try!
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    (Original post by lilac!!)
    They did not. Go get a proper medical check. :hmmm:
    I did, I've only met 1 pakora in my life. We had a great time; leading to unprotected sex. Is there anyway to reverse this? Maybe i should sleep with a samosa?
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    (Original post by BossManSingh)
    I did, I've only met 1 pakora in my life. We had a great time; leading to unprotected sex. Is there anyway to reverse this? Maybe i should sleep with a samosa?
    You're fault for having unprotected sex.

    I'm not doing Jeremy Kyle's job for him!...:p:
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    (Original post by CityOfMyHeart)
    Addictions are naughty things.
    I'm gonna start thinking, sleeping, breathing pakoras.
    I won't ever find a perfect man because I'll compare them to the wonderous pakoras.
    I won't find my children cute because they won't be pakoras.
    I won't eat any other foods because pakoras will take over my life. My taste buds will lose function and become useless.
    I won't work off the excess weight put on because all I'll be doing is eating pakoras because I'm addicted because I followed the advice of the pakora addicts :|
    I'll smell like pakoras and only attract people like you and *MJ* (:p:) and I'll repel all white people.

    I could go on, but basically, I'll end up alone, fat and smelly
    Hey, hey, hey...:p:

    Let's not get personal...:rolleyes:
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    You're fault for having unprotected sex.

    I'm not doing Jeremy Kyle's job for him!...:p:
    Surely you can help me out, unlike this girl whos working with you. The only thing a girl knows about a pakora is how to cook them, us men really understand them.

    You have let me down, boot her out and go solo man.
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    (Original post by BossManSingh)
    Surely you can help me out, unlike this girl whos working with you. The only thing a girl knows about a pakora is how to cook them, us men really understand them.

    You have let me down, boot her out and go solo man.
    NO...:mad:

    She is with me and will stay!

    Get out of here before I kick yo...:spank: :whip: :shoot:
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    NO...:mad:

    She is with me and will stay!

    Get out of here before I kick yo...:spank: :whip: :shoot:
    Is she your mummy? :o:
 
 
 
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