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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    I bet psychologists love you. :p:
    Haha! I don't see why, I'm a completley normal 20 year old girl. All girls have bigger penises than their non-existant brother...right?!
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    (Original post by tom_tom_tom)
    Everyone is different, so there is no way you being smaller means you are less masculin then someone else. Try and be comfortable with yourself, you are how you are.
    Tom, do you ever get bored of reassuring everyone all day?
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    (Original post by BillyPilgrim)
    Out smart him.
    This.
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    Sleep with his girl.
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    (Original post by nouvelle_vague)
    Haha! I don't see why, I'm a completley normal 20 year old girl. All girls have bigger penises than their non-existant brother...right?!
    I dunno. Do all regular 20 year old girls talk about having a penis and being overshadowed by their imaginary brother? Sounds like something a psychologist would love to analyse, imo.
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    Age is nothing but a number. In a couple of years his 15 yo brother is going to be 18 and able to do most of the things ppl in this thread are saying are pros and you might still be smaller than him.
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    Hold on. This is ur B-R-O-T-H-E-R. Shut up and grow up.

    It probably doesnt even cross his mind that he's more.. ahem.. masculine then u.
    And that in itself makes him more of a man. Wise up.

    He's ur brother. U'd know all about it if u didn't have any!!! Get over ur petty envy and take pride in how ur wee brother's growin up.

    And get some polyfiller to patch up that chip on ur shoulder.
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    You've got to be the best bro, I'm an ALPHA MALE, you hear that ****? We've got to be true winners.

    LETS PUT SOME *****ES TO THE SWORD

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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    I dunno. Do all regular 20 year old girls talk about having a penis and being overshadowed by their imaginary brother? Sounds like something a psychologist would love to analyse, imo.
    Haha, yes, yes they do.

    I edited my post after you commented, although I didn't know you had, which said 'stupid question, stupid answer' or something to that effect. So, just so you know I'm not actually insane. Much.
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    Stop whining, eat protein, and go to the gym ;=) Just because he's taller doesn't mean he will have a better body and trust me, girls will care about your body more than your height.
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    (Original post by nouvelle_vague)
    Haha, yes, yes they do.

    I edited my post after you commented, although I didn't know you had, which said 'stupid question, stupid answer' or something to that effect. So, just so you know I'm not actually insane. Much.
    Fear not, I'm already full aware of that. My first reply was entirely in jest.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Fear not, I'm already full aware of that. My first reply was entirely in jest.
    Oh, I know...but just in case my jesty replies were taken in seriousness I thought I best clear up any concerns you may have
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    (Original post by nouvelle_vague)
    Oh, I know...but just in case my jesty replies were taken in seriousness I thought I best clear up any concerns you may have
    I think your concerns would be bigger than mine since you suffer from blatant penis envy. :p:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I just turned 18 and have a 15 year old brother that is 6'2 and 13 stone.

    I, despite being 3 years older am 10.5 stone and 5'10.

    How do I deal with this more than clear inferiority?

    It's quite clear that I was born from the "weaker sperm."
    No such thing as weaker sperm...

    Stop focusing on the physical differences. You could be a much nicer person after all.
    :yes:
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    Fair play. It is sad that I am envious of my younger brother. I need to stop having this chip on my shoulder.
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    (Original post by Choccielatte)
    No such thing as weaker sperm...

    Stop focusing on the physical differences. You could be a much nicer person after all.
    :yes:
    Fairly sure there is...
    you get those mutant ones or just really crap ones> causes infertility in men. Although grantedthe chances of such a sperm producing a child are LOOOW.
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    Fairly sure there is...
    you get those mutant ones or just really crap ones> causes infertility in men. Although grantedthe chances of such a sperm producing a child are LOOOW.
    Isn't that low sperm count? Not down to weak sperm, but under-production :o:
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    Kick him in the baby maker, then who'll have the weaker sperm aye?
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    Sleep with his girlfriend.

    1 - 0 to you.
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    unlucky
    i'd say i know how you feel but my entire family tree are all alpha males so i don't
 
 
 
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