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    Best: This club doesn't ask for proof of age, and neither do I.

    Worse: "Excuse me, would you like to come back to mine for some pizza and sex"
    "No"
    "That's alright, I don't like pizza either".


    (It's the worse one because I mean c'mon, very few people dislike pizza, they'll know you're lying from the start).
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    (Original post by MO-M-G)
    Is your dad a fishmonger?
    No, why?
    Cos you stink of fish.

    [Thank Lee Mack for that good'un]
    :rofl:
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    "i'm a really good swimmer, let me show you my breast stroke."
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    (Original post by Phil2008)
    "i'm a really good swimmer, let me show you my breast stroke."

    oh my, you have enlightened me with some corkers phil2008!
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    its got to be;

    'Can i buy you a drink?'
    "yeh sure"
    *buys drink*
    "thanks"
    *walks away*

    The worst has to be 'you're feet must be tired because you've been running around my head all day'

    Impossible mate, we only just met. DUHH.
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    I got this used on me:

    Him: That shirt looks very becoming on you
    Me: Oh, really, it's old...
    Him: But if I were on you, I'd be coming too....
    Me: *gobsmacked :omg:
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    Heya, how are you? I swear we've met before <---- probably the best/most normal chat up line a normal conversation
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    Guaranteed to fail: "You smell, wanna take a shower together?"
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    If you are what you eat I'll be you in the morning...
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    haha i loved not going out.
    Me too. It was the only british sitcom i've ever genuinely laughed at, can't believe its cancelled.

    Okay.
    If no-ones mentioned it already, this is my favourite.

    : That top/hat/coat/skirt is very becoming on you. If i were on you, i'd be coming too.
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    (Original post by Choccielatte)
    I got this used on me:

    Him: That shirt looks very becoming on you
    Me: Oh, really, it's old...
    Him: But if I were on you, I'd be coming too....
    Me: *gobsmacked :omg:
    oooooooo gross i don't blame you being gobsmacked
    i would have smacked him in the gob!
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    does this smell like chloroform to you?

    would you like a dance? good, because i want to chat to your mate
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    "if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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    a friend of mine used this chat up line: nice shoe's fancy a ****, another used i heard there are 234 bones in the human body, do you want another in you, this guy i know wow full of confidence he just says I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
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    (Original post by Choccielatte)
    I got this used on me:

    Him: That shirt looks very becoming on you
    Me: Oh, really, it's old...
    Him: But if I were on you, I'd be coming too....
    Me: *gobsmacked :omg:
    You beat me to it, haha.

    Okay.
    Heres my last one.

    Lick finger and wipe it on them.
    Lets take you home and get you out of these wet clothes.

    Eh?:tong:
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    Fancy a dance? I meant naked and horizontally. :hubba:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Fancy a dance? I meant naked and horizontally. :hubba:

    haha thats a showstopper. love it
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    oooooooo gross i don't blame you being gobsmacked
    i would have smacked him in the gob!
    I would have contemplated it, but I didn't want the bouncers to kick me out of the Pub! :o:

    (Original post by MO-M-G)
    You beat me to it, haha.

    Okay.
    Heres my last one.

    Lick finger and wipe it on them.
    Lets take you home and get you out of these wet clothes.

    Eh?:tong:
    No one I've spoken to had heard it... Kudos. But never use it! :rolleyes:
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    What time do your legs open
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    Worst:
    What time do your legs open
    It's "nice legs, what time they open?". FFS, if you're going to use a cheap chat up line, do it properly.
 
 
 
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