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    i forgot my number can i burrow yours
    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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    (Original post by Hafsaay)
    It's so bad it's actually quite cute.. I'd give in to that one, probably.
    i must agree with you there... i would have grinned ear to ear with laughter and then given him a date shame not to really haha
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    It's "nice legs, what time they open?". FFS, if you're going to use a cheap chat up line, do it properly.
    Well l heard that one lassy so actually not my Fault
    calm down!
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    (Original post by 786_786)
    hmm whats that? :o:
    It's a compliment which doesn't sound like a compliment but more like an insult, for example: "I like your dress, my mum has one like that".
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    (Original post by DSC)
    is your father osama bin laden, because you are the bomb
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    Well l heard that one lassy so actually not my Fault
    calm down!
    Do your research properly!!!
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    hahah, thats so bad its amazing
    Haha, I know, it's brilliant! Funnily enough, the guy is now my best friend haha
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    Does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    It's a compliment which doesn't sound like a compliment but more like an insult, for example: "I like your dress, my mum has one like that".
    Sounds more like the guy just called her a bum tbh...
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    "heres 50p call home tell them your not coming home tonight"
    swiftly followed by "ive got a mobile, ********"
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    haha thats atrocious!
    my worst is this :
    'how much does a polar bear weigh??'
    reaction: :confused:
    'enough to break the ice'

    booooo
    :rofl:

    Mathematics ones are the way if you want to pull 1/cosC women...:ninja: :p:
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    (Original post by Donnahh)
    Haha, I know, it's brilliant! Funnily enough, the guy is now my best friend haha

    Awh thats such a good story
    i just thought of the classic 'i like your dress..it would look better on my bedroom floor'
    haha
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    Sorry if some of these have been posted already:

    "Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long"

    "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B."

    "I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic"

    "Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood"

    "If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    Sounds more like the guy just called her a bum tbh...
    I was thinking that too. Decided to pick "be nice" and go with him failing to impress her instead.
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    "Do this one thing for me: Out of the trillions of numbers in the world, jsut leave me the few that lead to you..."

    I found this quite sweet. And It's from a song.
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    (Original post by Haz313)
    Does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?
    (Original post by 1721)
    "heres 50p call home tell them your not coming home tonight"
    swiftly followed by "ive got a mobile, ********"
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by Donnahh)
    Lmao, the funniest one was when I was digging in my bag and the guy goes " Hey Donna, you got any raisins? " ..." Urm, no, sorry " ... " How about a date instead? "

    Hahaha, had me in stitches because I thought he was dead serious about the raisins
    :rofl:

    That is brilliant!

    I may actually try this one...:ninja:
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    :rofl:

    That is brilliant!

    I may actually try this one...:ninja:
    Hahah, do it! It's a great one
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    (Original post by Haz313)
    Does this cloth smell like rohypnol to you?
    Smell my finger.

    :toofunny:
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    How much? :borat:
 
 
 
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