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    best: none
    worst: all.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Do your research properly!!!
    Ow sorry I did not know this was a project assignment or research ?
    Why didn't you tell me :p:
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    Been said to one of my 'larger' friends: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I bet it hurt whoever the **** you landed on."

    "Excuse me, I'm putting together a list of people with whom I would want to have sex, and I'll need the correct spelling of your name."

    "I've got a watch that can tell whether or not you're wearing underwear"
    "Go on then"
    "It says you're not"
    "Well it's wrong, I am"
    *taps watch* "Ah, it's an hour fast"

    "I'm hard. Are you easy?"

    God, I hate chat-up lines so much haha
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    Ow sorry I did not know this was a project assignment or research ?
    Why didn't you tell me :p:
    You should know by now, I told you millions of times.
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    (Original post by Donnahh)
    Hahah, do it! It's a great one
    Woah!

    I wanna live in pink fluffy land...:eek:

    And yup I will try it...:rolleyes: :woo:
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    (Original post by Poppy1992)
    Been said to one of my 'larger' friends: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I bet it hurt whoever the **** you landed on."
    That's cruel...
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    (Original post by *MJ*)
    Woah!

    I wanna live in pink fluffy land...:eek:

    And yup I will try it...:rolleyes: :woo:
    Omg do it. It's so nice and pink and soft and fluffy and full of candy floss!! :woo: Yumm!!
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    (Original post by grape:))
    Heya, how are you? I swear we've met before <---- probably the best/most normal chat up line a normal conversation
    The answer? "Yeah, we probably have. I work at the local STD clinic."
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    The answer? "Yeah, we probably have. I work at the local STD clinic."
    :rofl: Or maybe, "You look so different from behind".
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    The answer? "Yeah, we probably have. I work at the local STD clinic."
    :rofl:

    And the reaction...

    *Thinks to himself, oh s**t and runs as fast as he can!"
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    You should know by now, I told you millions of times.
    Ha Ha Ha XD
    I see
    ps please stop using the angry faces so much
    the angry faces are getting angry at your over usage of them
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    (Original post by grape:))
    Heya, how are you? I swear we've met before......in bed <----
    fixed.
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    Ha Ha Ha XD
    I see
    ps please stop using the angry faces so much
    the angry faces are getting angry at your over usage of them
    Well, they wouldn't be angry in the first place if you did your freaking resesarch properly.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    :rofl: Or maybe, "You look so different from behind".
    haha :rofl2: That's a good one!

    (Original post by *MJ*)
    And the reaction...

    *Thinks to himself, oh s**t and runs as fast as he can!"
    The wisest reaction as well :yep:
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    The answer? "Yeah, we probably have. I work at the local STD clinic."
    Haha would be EPIC XD
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    (Original post by ShortRef)
    fixed.
    I like. :P:
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    (Original post by grape:))
    Haha would be EPIC XD
    :yep: I hope someone says that to me just so that I could use that reply :daydreaming:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Well, they wouldn't be angry in the first place if you did your freaking resesarch properly.

    now now, lets not have a domestic. this is a happy thread
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    :yep: I hope someone says that to me just so that I could use that reply :daydreaming:
    Would love it:P
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    now now, lets not have a domestic. this is a happy thread
    Fine. Question though, do you like sleeping?
 
 
 
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