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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Well, they wouldn't be angry in the first place if you did your freaking resesarch properly.
    Sorry teacher ! wow you really got angry
    Why don't you research on anger management?

    Here is a song for you Imagine me singing it to you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYZUhSeRYc
    when you worry you make it double
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Fine. Question though, do you like sleeping?

    yeahhhhhh...*says hesitantly*
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    Some random tall fat guy walked up to this fairly petite polish blonde (good looking) at a bus stop me and a mate were sitting at and went "Do you believe in love at first sight" :rofl: I burst out laughing and i think the girl heard me :p:
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    yeahhhhhh...*says hesitantly*
    Great! We should do it together some time. :hubba:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Some random tall fat guy walked up to this fairly petite polish blonde (good looking) at a bus stop me and a mate were sitting at and went "Do you believe in love at first sight" :rofl: I burst out laughing and i think the girl heard me :p:
    She wasn't complaining at the time. :emo:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    She wasn't complaining at the time. :emo:
    :rofl: While i guess it isn't impossible, i REALLY doubt it was you.

    Anyway, i think she just pretended not to understand him :rofl2:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Anyway, i think she just pretended not to understand him :rofl2:
    Ahahahahahaha. I can imagine her shrugging and saying "no english, english man" despite being able to speak english perfectly fine.
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    "Hey baby I never really knew what they meant about fine art, until I saw you"
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Great! We should do it together some time. :hubba:
    *gasps*
    goodness me, with charm and wit like that...i'm yours.
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    *gasps*
    goodness me, with charm and wit like that...i'm yours.
    It's all in the execution, m'dear. Also, I think you forgot to pay your parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Ahahahahahaha. I can imagine her shrugging and saying "no english, english man" despite being able to speak english perfectly fine.
    LMAO i think it went something along those lines.

    It was a VERY awkward bus ride :rofl2:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    It's all in the execution, m'dear. Also, I think you forgot to pay your parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.
    considering it was over a computer screen...you must be one smoooooth operator
    by the way i've lost my number...can i have yours?
    :p:
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    by the way i've lost my number...can i have yours?
    :p:
    Oh my. :fan: You must work at subway since you gave me a footlong.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    LMAO i think it went something along those lines.

    It was a VERY awkward bus ride :rofl2:
    Awkward at the time, but now, it's great for conversation. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Awkward at the time, but now, it's great for conversation. :awesome:
    I think for those personally involved it will always be awkward :yes:
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    Told by a friend:

    Cashier: Do I know you from somewhere/
    Guy:... I don't think so?
    Cashier: Hmm, I swear I know you from somewhere, what's your name?
    Guy: John...
    Cashier: I recognise that face from somewhere, what's your second name?
    Guy: Smith...
    Cashier: John Smith!, now I can facebook you
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Oh my. :fan: You must work at subway since you gave me a footlong.
    :o: golly.
    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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    (Original post by 1721)
    "heres 50p call home tell them your not coming home tonight"
    swiftly followed by "ive got a mobile, ********"
    Ohhh burn! lol
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    "So, I hear you're a woman, how's that working out for you?"

    Or do what one of my mates did for a bet and say all the punctuation in what he's saying
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    (Original post by writergirl)
    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
    Of course you can.

    "If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning" - :rofl:
 
 
 
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