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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Sexist
    Yes, because I am in fact into girls.
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    Yes, because I am in fact into girls.
    Exactly.
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    Ok, go. :fan:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Exactly.
    I'm glad that's out in the open now.

    (Original post by LH123)
    Ok, go. :fan:
    I used the one you posted on you. It worked pretty well, right?
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    I used the one you posted on you. It worked pretty well, right?
    Not really. I remained nonchalant. :no:
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Sorry, forgot the stage direction

    [Wearing low cut top]
    Ahh. I get it now.
    one of those.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Not really. I remained nonchalant. :no:
    Oh yeah. And then I proceeded to sink into depression. :emo:
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    Oh yeah. And then I proceeded to sink into depression. :emo:
    Try a different one. :puppyeyes:
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Your mother has a rather large shape
    Compared to what? And on what basis are you making such a statement?
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    Compared to what? And on what basis are you making such a statement?
    Compared to an elephant

    Because she broke the axel of my car after sitting in

    :hahaha:
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    Sorry, I only do so on my chosen targets. :hand:
    Lol. no practice, only shoot to kill.
    I like that.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Compared to an elephant

    Because she broke the axel of my car after sitting in

    :hahaha:
    I dont think she did..
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    I dont think she did..
    She did, she fat, she verrry fat
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    Lol. no practice, only shoot to kill.
    I like that.
    :king1:

    (Original post by LH123)
    Try a different one. :puppyeyes:
    OK, I'll bear that in mind for next time. If there ever is one.
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    (Original post by grape:))
    I like. :P:
    I like you too. (chat up line).
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    She did, she fat, she verrry fat
    You are just reeling off unrealistic and unfounded accusations about my mother. As you have no basis for them it is unrelated to sarcasm. You have failed me again Leo.
    http://www.redyawning.com/DataStore/...ansformers.jpg
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    (Original post by Chrrye)
    You are just reeling off unrealistic and unfounded accusations about my mother. As you have no basis for them it is unrelated to sarcasm. You have failed me again Leo.
    http://www.redyawning.com/DataStore/...ansformers.jpg
    Your MUM has failed you again

    And your mummy is megan fox? :zomg:
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    (Original post by ShortRef)
    I like you too. (chat up line).
    hahah I'm so tired this isnt making sense :P
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    (Original post by grape:))
    hahah I'm so tired this isnt making sense :P
    Tired enough to get in my bed?
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    (Original post by Areontas)
    OK, I'll bear that in mind for next time. If there ever is one.
    I wouldnt count on it. As LHC just told me in another thread:
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    If at first you don't succeed.. you are ****. :mad:
    That may have been specific to rhapsodying over scatty coins tho, Im not exactly sure
 
 
 
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