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    saw you walking down the street just the other day
    I didn't see your damage from that far away
    I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
    You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
    Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
    I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
    You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
    I don't mean to insult you
    Oh wait! Yes i do.
    Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
    You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
    When looks were handed out you were last in line
    Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
    Did you fall off a building and land on your head
    Or did a truck run over your face instead
    There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill You're ugly!
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
    What you really need is to wear a mask
    And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
    You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
    You're the main attraction at the city zoo
    You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
    When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
    (so funny)
    You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
    And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
    Uncle fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
    You can't disguise your googly eyes
    In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
    Yo mama says you ugly -
    You ugly!
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
    Get busy x9
    Yo mama says you're ugly
    Get busy
    Yo mama says you're ugly
    Get busy
    Yo mama says you're ugly
    Get busy you're ugly! U.u.u.u.
    Now i feel like blondie
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2 Quasimodo
    Camel breath
    Ugly! Chicken legs
    Pig face
    Chin like bubba
    Ugly! Fish lips
    Toad licker
    Ugly! Spaghetti arms
    Limp butt
    Freak show - ugly! U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1
    U.G.L.Y - you could make an onion cry
    U.G.L.Y - like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
    U.G.L.Y x6
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!

    :banana: Harsh but I hate threads like this (though I have made something similar to this right now)

    Drink shi* loadsa water, wash fash before bed, get alot of sun (which is hard enough with this British summer), eat healthy food

    Wear a mask like the guy out of V for Vendetta. :awesome:
    eccentric type.. you know.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You know that feeling when your walking around town for 2 hours and having fun and thinking your the centre of attention and u look like a God/Godess today and everyone wants a piece of u but then u walk into debenhams, walk past a mirror and see this horrid person with a spotty face before u which to ur amazement is u

    ... yeh

    any hints of how to upgrade myself?

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

    awww this happens to me all the time!!!!! I make a quick rush to the ladies, where I brush hair/redo make-up and generally straighten myself out. Don't worry Debenhams mirrors are crappy!


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