Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free

Should human lubricant be sold in the shops? Watch

    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    In light of the other threads I pose a serious question, in the future where there's the prospect that fossil fuel derived oil sources may dry up and food shortages mean that producing oil crops is not sensible should we turn to the plentiful natural lubricant that is found in all humans?

    I mean if it's good enough for sex, the surely it's good enough for a bike chain?

    It could be marketed as a natural, biodegradable, green lubricant.

    So we got any investors? I'll offer you a 40% stake in the company Huma-lube for £200,000. Was going to be called Natra lube but the name is already taken, damn them and their organic penetrating oil
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    :rofl: I'm loving these threads!
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    WTF are you talking about.
    #I'm out.
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    I think for all the time and costs, it would be difficult to make a decent profit and won't really take off
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Chrrye)
    WTF are you talking about.
    #I'm out.
    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=980723

    and this

    http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=980745
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by fire2burn)
    In light of the other threads I pose a serious question, in the future where there's the prospect that fossil fuel derived oil sources may dry up and food shortages mean that producing oil crops is not sensible should we turn to the plentiful natural lubricant that is found in all humans?

    I mean if it's good enough for sex, the surely it's good enough for a bike chain?

    It could be marketed as a natural, biodegradable, green lubricant.

    So we got any investors? I'll offer you a 40% stake in the company for £200,000.
    I think whoevers is green needs to go see the doc. Otherwise I'm in. I think the production side of things might be fun.
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by tropical-twist3)
    I think for all the time and costs, it would be difficult to make a decent profit and won't really take off
    They rubbished bio-gas generation a few years back now there's several plants in the UK, I see that maybe the public isn't ready for this exciting business venture.
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    I think thats possibly one of the most disgusting things Ive ever heard! Ew.
    Well done
    Offline

    0
    ReputationRep:
    IMAO this is hilarious...I think it should to be honest...
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    How do you bottle it? :lolwut:
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Bassmonkey)
    How do you bottle it? :lolwut:
    That's the fun part literally, our team of well paid staff get to watch porn, have sex, etc. Whilst the others clad in white coats and gloves use a little suction device like dentists have to collect the lubricating fluid. From here it is filtered, quality checked by our team of indoor helter skelter enthusiasts to ensure optimal lubrication, bottled in a variety of containers, and then sent to super market shelves all over the UK. We're thinking of producing a pressurised version in a metal can like WD-40 for those hard to reach places.
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    People would try to use it as an alternative to Ky jelly and then catch infections.
 
 
 
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • Poll
    Would you like to hibernate through the winter months?
    Useful resources
    AtCTs

    Ask the Community Team

    Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

    Welcome Lounge

    Welcome Lounge

    We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

    Groups associated with this forum:

    View associated groups
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

    Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

    Quick reply
    Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.