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Should humans be sold in shops? watch

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    We would have like a section for them in shops, with price tags around their necks. We could have recommendations attached to them i.e. good for food, good for sexual satisfaction, good for acting in movies, good for housekeeping.

    Price would have to be subjective though as it wouldn't work per kg as you don't really want a fat person (except for maybe a rib-eye).

    We could use chavs, litterers, people who piss in the street, people who look at you the wrong way and rangers fans.

    Of course we would keep them organically, and have them free-range, it's not nice to keep people inside cages all day, a pen is much more friendly.


    I personally can't find one reason why it isn't ethical.
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    They tried to sell me in pound land :puppyeyes:
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    People are so annoying, I would never buy one.
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    It's called amsterdam
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    Who would want a rangers fan as a pet?
 
 
 
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