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    I fold my paper and wipe from front to back
    46
    48.42%
    I scrunch my paper and wipe from front to back
    29
    30.53%
    I fold my paper and wipe from back to front
    13
    13.68%
    I scrunch my paper and wipe from back to front
    7
    7.37%

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    Ok, so a similar poll got me to thinking.

    Following going to the loo, do you fold or scrunch your loo paper before wiping?

    Also, do you wipe from front to back, or back to front?
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    Why do you care?
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    I alternate between wiping back to front and front to back to ensure maximum **** removal.
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    This is really a question for my mum.
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    do you know how sad this is why do you need to know?
    is the next question is how much poo do you do?
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    (Original post by Aack)
    This is really a question for my mum.
    a bit harsh ey?
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    is the next question is how much poo do you do?
    Let's not make this a competition - because I would sh it all over you lot.
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    (Original post by magiichands)
    a bit harsh ey?
    What? She has magic hands - why would I not get her to wipe my bottom?
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    i was always told not to use toilet paper as it isnt natural as we are animals. you should see our backgarden.
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    Ladies should always wipe front to back otherwise they catch nasty diseases.

    Why are you asking about people's pooing habits - do you have a fetish :P:
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    I dunno.
    do you spit or swallow? ;P
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    (Original post by Aack)
    What? She has magic hands - why would I not get her to wipe my bottom?
    poor mother wiping her sons bottom
    it just proves the points:
    1 some young people are dam lazy
    do you have a defect with your arms which disable you to wipe your bottom
    be kind to your behind (and wipe your bottom for once)
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    (Original post by Oh snap!)
    i was always told not to use toilet paper as it isnt natural as we are animals. you should see our backgarden.
    whoever told you that does not want you to be happy
    so what do you use to clear the muck?
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    (Original post by Tom.)
    I'm in your sig!
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    TSR threads like this always make me happy when I'm down.

    Thanks.

    Oh and I don't to poo poos as such..You see I'm a Gentlemen. When I poo this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr88gINpzj4 happens as I can imagine for girls butterflies and rose petals fly out.
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    fold and front to back...
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    (Original post by BrightGirl)
    I'm in your sig!
    :love:
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    Why would you scrunch? :zomg: Surely flat ensures maximal available surface area?

    What is the world coming to these days?
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    (Original post by Phil2008)
    I alternate between wiping back to front and front to back to ensure maximum **** removal.
    This. And scrunching.
 
 
 
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