i'm breaking down.

what is diarrhoea

what is diarrhoea

i'm male. My exams are at the moment, but I have diarrhoea. It's really giving me loads of tenson and i'm not getting enough sleep. It's impacting my exams. I just can't take it anymore!

advice?

go to sleep right now. sure wasting revision time but im certain wat u write will be 100x better after a refreshing calming sleep than the nervous jumble of crap after no sleep and constant fear

but it's not that simple! i'm really upset. Aladdin tried saving me with his magic carpet, but it just wasn't enough.

it is quite simple in that tomorrow you call up, get an appointment, and get the diarhorrea on record, then toddle off down to boots for some dioralyte. It's dead fixable, is that dilemma, provided your doctor isn't so booked up.

I'm sorry, tonight might well suck quite a lot, but you'll get there!

my poo is coming out really wet and icky. it smells really bad and it hurts whilst i'm doing it.

Just remeber that thingsd could be so much worse: you could hang around with people you hate, you could be madly in love with weird Al Jankovic; you could urinate in the sink; you could love your girl/boyfirend more that they love you; you could be a liar; you could be a slut; you could support AC Milan. Puts a bit of diarrhoae into perspective.

I thought urinating in the sink was normal?

You don't want to urinate in the urinals in public places, they are really dirty and you're feet get covered in urine and bacteria.

Tip 1: Wear some shoes.
Tip 2: Don't piss on your feet. :-/

man, i've always pissed in the sinks all my mates do it too.

that's what we all do back in bangladesh.

So ummm, silly question, what do you use the toilets for then?

So moaning about public urinals being dirty and then saying you piss in the same place as you wash your hands?! double :-/