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    Everytime Boston Legal is on. Denny Crane.
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    i wee a lot, i sometimes think i wee too much
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    Over 9000 and I love it.
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    over 9000 times.

    damn too late :mad:
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    this would make a great conversation on a first date
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    Us girls don't poo! We just release a few rose petals and emit fragrances similar to that of chanel no5

    As for peeing, well, that depends, but I think most will agree that a certain amount of satisfaction can be taken from relieving oneself! Those who don't probably have a UTI
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    I hardly poo...sometimes as little as once a week. It's a bit like the london bus analogy - it all comes at once and is hugely satisfying.
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    Girls don't poo!
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    (Original post by MrGreedy)
    this would make a great conversation on a first date
    One of my male friends was on a first date with a girl and she went to the toilet when she got to his house so he knocked politely and asked nicely "Are you having a poo?".

    Funnily they're still together.
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    this is brillliant!
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    Man i need a dump. But South Parks on...
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    haha I actually laughed at the title
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    I poo cinnamon buns and lollipops

    Nah. If I'm lucky, I do a poo once a day. My bowels cling onto everything as if a nuclear war is coming. But, there's nothing more satisfying hearing the heavenly plops.

    This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the Internet at 5am.
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    (Original post by Hana_87)
    Girls don't poo!
    Never seen 'two girls 1 cup' I take it.
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    (Original post by Ghost)
    I pee roughly 5 times a day.
    - As soon as I get up
    - Lunch
    - As soon as I get home from work
    - Mid evening
    - Before bed
    I poop once a day if I'm lucky. No homo.
    Me and you share the same bladder and bowel movements
    why has only one person answered this question?
    All talk no show!
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    (Original post by LuhLah)
    I poo cinnamon buns and lollipops

    Nah. If I'm lucky, I do a poo once a day. My bowels cling onto everything as if a nuclear war is coming. But, there's nothing more satisfying hearing the heavenly plops.

    This is why I shouldn't be allowed on the Internet at 5am.
    :rofl:
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    Sometimes when I am having a poo a wee comes out but I have never had a poo come out when I was having a wee. Thank the Lord.
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    (Original post by Ghost)
    I pee roughly 5 times a day.
    - As soon as I get up
    - Lunch
    - As soon as I get home from work
    - Mid evening
    - Before bed
    I poop once a day if I'm lucky. No homo.
    :adore: moar, MOAR
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    (Original post by SuicideCommando)
    :adore: moar, MOAR
    I could describe to you the beautiful sound of the moist poop breaking the surface of the water? Or I could describe the ideal splash shield technique?
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    (Original post by SuicideCommando)
    :adore: moar, MOAR
    And why the poop am I not in your list of favourite people on your profile? I should be #1 blatantly.
 
 
 
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