Are there any of these out there?? Anyways, thought I'd start a new one! Here's the first one:
Sex is like Maths
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!
Who else has some good ones
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- 29-07-2009 11:17
- 29-07-2009 11:32
Man walks into a pub with a cat and an ostrich.
He orders a whiskey, so does the ostrich, so does the cat, though the cat demands he's not paying for his one.
It comes up to £7.89, which the man pays for all in the correct change.
About half an hour later the 3 come up again, the man orders a fosters, so does the ostrich, so does the cat, once again the cat refuses to pay for his one and once again the man pays for the drinks in the exact change.
This happens many more times throughout the night.
Eventually the bartender asks him "How is it that you have the exact change for all the drinks you buy here"?
The man replies "I found a magic lamp the other day, got granted 3 wishes, my 1st wish was that whenever I wanted to pay for something I had the exact change for it in my pocket".
"Ok, what was your 2nd wish then" asked the bartender
"A bird with long legs and a tight pussy" the man replied..
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- 29-07-2009 15:31
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
It was dead
- 29-07-2009 17:44
I walked into Argos the other day and smacked a coloured woman.
I think I got the wrong idea when my dad told me to go in and get a Black & Decker.