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Girls - worst thing you could ever say after sex! Watch

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    I preferred your dad tbh...
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    "It wasn't that bad, for your first time" ... just painful ...
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    LOL got another one:
    "You still live with your parents???"
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    " Is it in yet? " LMAO
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    (Original post by myheadsbeenspinning)
    Ew.

    There are girls that actually say that? :eek3: Why?.
    my sex did just to wind me up. and an other time like when we was just about to start she just looked at me and said 'ooo baby making time!' completely ruined the mood!! she was laughing her head off....turned out to be pritty awsome sex actually!
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    "So you didn't notice that I had a sex-change?"
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    (Original post by Donnahh)
    " Is it in yet? " LMAO
    lol!
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    Now you have herpes. :hahaha:
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    (Original post by xJessx)
    Once I said without thinking "Is that it?" Lol
    oohhhhhhh thts harsh!
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    "The condom was pierced you know".
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    'So, how much do I owe you?'

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    "I've had better"
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    Do you mind if I finish myself?
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    (Original post by Havers)
    'awwww babe, just think they could be baby growing in me now awww'

    no...just dont even try and wind us up. we dont find it funny lol
    Wtf, how ******* old was she?
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    In before "I'm a man"
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    (Original post by spikeymike)
    Oh sorry... I should have told you about my 'special' vagina

    If you've seen/read the film Teeth then you know what I mean :awesome:
    Awesome film. Yet so disgusting too xD
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    (Original post by SuperStaah)
    'So, how much do I owe you?'

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    Wouldn't that be one of the best things to say?

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    also once a lass said (coz it was pitch black) 'ohh wait...i think im bleeding!!!' so i was like ffs!!! turned the light on and she just said 'oh no, its just come :P' i kind of took that as a compliment haha
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    Oh, I didn't know premature ejaculation was genetic
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    "Yeahh.. erm just a few pointers.." *brings out a notepad with a list of tips*
 
 
 
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