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Not after but I went through a stage of saying (during - onenighters, wouldn't work so well with a gf):

*Stop 2 minutes in*

"You've not got AIDS have you..?"

Her: "No..." (worried look on her face)

"Ah, good, I don't want to catch that again.."

*Start again*

Many a laugh in the morning when I tell my mates the reaction from that one!

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SuperSam_Fantastiche
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Your mother will be so proud.
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"I don't know why I ever chose condoms over the pill: they taste terrible."
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(Original post by WildBerrySpirit)
Wtf, how ******* old was she?
erm 12 :\

hahah no eaither 18 or 19, it was quite funny ish after lol
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"do you have chinese blood in you?"
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Out of form?
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(Original post by Havers)


erm 12 :\

hahah no eaither 18 or 19, it was quite funny ish after lol
It just sounds like a childish thing to say. As for the word 'babe', it's extremely annoying, especially when it's used in like every bloody sentence. :woo:
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(Original post by thethinker)
Wouldn't that be one of the best things to say?

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LOL
I guess its one of the worst things to say to a girl, then.

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(Original post by thethinker)
Oh, I didn't know premature ejaculation was genetic
lmao this is so wrong!
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(Original post by Abhead)
"I'll just finish off myself.
Don't worry about it babe, at least you tried."
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well one girl told me she has had better, you cannot get worse than that!
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(Original post by djmarkmclachlan)
Not after but I went through a stage of saying (during - onenighters, wouldn't work so well with a gf):

*Stop 2 minutes in*

"You've not got AIDS have you..?"

Her: "No..." (worried look on her face)

"Ah, good, I don't want to catch that again.."

*Start again*

Many a laugh in the morning when I tell my mates the reaction from that one!

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This is the only one I laughed at
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Oh **** I forgot to use a condom! But don't worry, I already have AIDS :yep:
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'I made you go BOOM'

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there's too much love
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"well at least you're lowering my expectations so that when a better man comes along, I'll appreciate him more"
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"you're dumped"

"GTFO"

"Where's my phone, I need to call 999?"

"who are you?"

"I am 14"

"I sooooo fancy your dad"
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beep beep - beep beep *message*

'oh...so.. em.... im going to pop over your best mates........hopefully she'll be alot better'
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"who's Up For Round two"
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Some girls are so horrible. Not our fault some girls find it difficult to orgasm haha. Sucks to be you
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(Original post by Mr Snips)
This is the only one I laughed at
It always made me and my mates laugh too.

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