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    Not after but I went through a stage of saying (during - onenighters, wouldn't work so well with a gf):

    *Stop 2 minutes in*

    "You've not got AIDS have you..?"

    Her: "No..." (worried look on her face)

    "Ah, good, I don't want to catch that again.."

    *Start again*

    Many a laugh in the morning when I tell my mates the reaction from that one!

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    Your mother will be so proud.
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    "I don't know why I ever chose condoms over the pill: they taste terrible."
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    (Original post by WildBerrySpirit)
    Wtf, how ******* old was she?
    erm 12 :\

    hahah no eaither 18 or 19, it was quite funny ish after lol
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    "do you have chinese blood in you?"
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    Out of form?
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    (Original post by Havers)


    erm 12 :\

    hahah no eaither 18 or 19, it was quite funny ish after lol
    It just sounds like a childish thing to say. As for the word 'babe', it's extremely annoying, especially when it's used in like every bloody sentence. :woo:
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    (Original post by thethinker)
    Wouldn't that be one of the best things to say?

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    LOL
    I guess its one of the worst things to say to a girl, then.

    :ninja: :hmmm:
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    (Original post by thethinker)
    Oh, I didn't know premature ejaculation was genetic
    lmao this is so wrong!
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    (Original post by Abhead)
    "I'll just finish off myself.
    Don't worry about it babe, at least you tried."
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    well one girl told me she has had better, you cannot get worse than that!
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    (Original post by djmarkmclachlan)
    Not after but I went through a stage of saying (during - onenighters, wouldn't work so well with a gf):

    *Stop 2 minutes in*

    "You've not got AIDS have you..?"

    Her: "No..." (worried look on her face)

    "Ah, good, I don't want to catch that again.."

    *Start again*

    Many a laugh in the morning when I tell my mates the reaction from that one!

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    This is the only one I laughed at
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    Oh **** I forgot to use a condom! But don't worry, I already have AIDS :yep:
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    'I made you go BOOM'

    haha
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    "well at least you're lowering my expectations so that when a better man comes along, I'll appreciate him more"
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    "you're dumped"

    "GTFO"

    "Where's my phone, I need to call 999?"

    "who are you?"

    "I am 14"

    "I sooooo fancy your dad"
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    beep beep - beep beep *message*

    'oh...so.. em.... im going to pop over your best mates........hopefully she'll be alot better'
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    "who's Up For Round two"
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    Some girls are so horrible. Not our fault some girls find it difficult to orgasm haha. Sucks to be you
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    (Original post by Mr Snips)
    This is the only one I laughed at
    It always made me and my mates laugh too.

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