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    My Dad can pick up a lorry.
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    *clap* *clap* *clap*
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    I can pick up a lorry with your mum in :awesome:

    He can also pick up OVER 9000 lorries at once!

    Beat THAT! :rofl:
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    Fail.
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    My Dad can pick up a lorry.
    so can i
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    (Original post by Low Key)
    My Dad can pick up a lorry.
    lol i like your avatar.
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    what was the point of this thread? are we all supposed to find out who has the coolest dad?
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    My dad can pick up a bigger lorry than your dad can.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    My dad can pick up a bigger lorry than your dad can.
    Unlikely. My dad can pick up the biggest lorry in the universe.
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    (Original post by Low Key)
    Unlikely. My dad can pick up the biggest lorry in the universe.
    Yeah, but whilst your dad is doing that, my dad can pick up your dad. :zomg:
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Yeah, but whilst your dad is doing that, my dad can pick up your dad. :zomg:
    While your dad is doing that, I'll be shagging your mum.
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    (Original post by Low Key)
    While your dad is doing that, I'll be shagging your mum.
    Not if I'm shagging her first.
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    (Original post by LH123)
    Sorry, your mother is fully booked for the next 3 months.
    That's because unlike your mum, she doesn't have to resort to having sexual intercourse with her own son to pay for methadone.
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    (Original post by Low Key)
    That's because unlike your mum, she doesn't have to resort to having sexual intercourse with her own son to pay for methadone.
    Don't be stupid, I wouldn't pay her. :indiff:
 
 
 

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