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    If a girl told me my wang stank and tasted bad. I'd say sorry and wash it more thoroughly or something. But girls aren't like this. I fingered a girl today and when I smelt my hand after if I nearly shouted "Oh my GOD!". But I didn't.

    It smelt like a fish with BO.

    I know this post sounds trollish but it's not. I need a way to tell her without her being offended. Cause I want to use my fingers and tongue but CANT if she smells like that.

    Felt abit rough too. :O

    She's a virgin btw, if that matters. I want advice from girls or guys that have been in my situation. And girls...WASH YOUR PUSSY. THOROUGHLY.
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    Buy some vagisil and leave it on her bed
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    lmao! ask her if she wants to take a shower with you lol smooth and simple
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    The girl I was with before had some kind of OCD about hygeine. And her pussy tasted INCREDIBLE. I actually ENJOYED cunnilingus.

    With this new girl, I feel like vomiting everytime I see her now.
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    Have sex in the bath and wash it for her! :yep:
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    wash it with soap and water for her before you do anything else.
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    Have sex in the bath, problem solved.
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    Just talk to her about it :facepalm2:
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    (Original post by _xAnonymous)
    wash it with soap and water for her before you do anything else.
    This is probably my best bet. I might just ignore her though. Easier that way.
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    A fish with BO-HAHAHA!

    On a more serious note, just sit her down and say something along the lines of, It's nothing to worry about but I just thought I'd let you know I noticed a slight odour down there etc

    Please don't use the fish with BO analogy, as funny as it is. Just be honest.But do it quickly!Like ripping off a plaster.
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    (Original post by gooner1991)
    On a more serious note, just sit her down and say something along the lines of, It's nothing to worry about but I just thought I'd let you know I noticed a slight odour down there etc
    No way man. She'd just go "YEAH WELL YOUR **** STINKS" even though it doesn't. Or she'd cry or something. Can't be doin with that.
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    Maybe she has an infection? You don't have to have had sex to get them..
    I mean it's not supposed to smell of roses but it shouldn't be awful either.. Of course it could just be down to poor hygeine but if she's showering regularly then it could be an infection perhaps?
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    how harsh would it be if she does just wash properly and everything and that is just her natural odour
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    why don't u buy her some fem fresh and tell her that since she brushes her teeth twice a day then she sud wash her pussy twice a day as well
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    The smell is due to bacterial vaginosis. It is due to her being to clean, not the opposite.
    I get it often and sometimes I can smell it (so at them times it must be bad).
    Not sure how you can approach her..... but 1/3 of women have smelly vaginas.
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    Feed her pineapple. Constantly. This works for boys, too.

    And I'm actually not kidding here. Your... taste is heavily affected by your diet.
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    Finger her, stick your fingers in her face and she will realise how bad she smells
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    (Original post by myheadsbeenspinning)
    Feed her pineapple. Constantly. This works for boys, too.

    And I'm actually not kidding here. Your... taste is heavily affected by your diet.
    What makes it taste really good and what makes it taste really bad?
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    Find a new girl.. her pussy will always stink.
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    i say you just hold your breath, lol on the serious note just take a shower together or just tell her that you are allergic to tuna or sardines, ps dude take care you might have an infection, i girl i used to go out with tasted like viniga so i just stuck chips up her pee hole and ate it, maybe you do the same, i heard fish goes well with chips
 
 
 
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