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What's the most embarasing thing that has happened to you during sex? watch

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    (Original post by Nick_000)
    What is queefing?
    Fanny farts.

    Wrong on so many levels. :yep:
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    (Original post by Ataloss)
    Fanny farts.

    Wrong on so many levels. :yep:
    Er, ew!
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    Long story short, i got knocked out and taken to a&e with a massive boner in my pants.
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    (Original post by Nick_000)
    Er, ew!
    its only trapped air :rolleyes: :p:
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    (Original post by RYANDENNY)
    I seriously doubt it haha!
    Just to clarify though, I was only joking ;D
    Haha, oh good. Was going to seriously worry then :p:
    Did you make that up?
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    (Original post by lets_make_some_music)
    its only trapped air :rolleyes: :p:
    Keep it trapped then! :yes:
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    (Original post by jennikay)
    Haha, oh good. Was going to seriously worry then :p:
    Did you make that up?
    haha nah, I just put my last name into urban dictionary.
    As you could guess, I was pleasantly surprised what my name meant on uhh, the 'streets'
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    my gf farted (pussy fart) so i got mad and gave it a real pounding
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    broke my ex's nose

    facing up to the parents was the worst bit, they thought it was on purpose!
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    (Original post by RYANDENNY)
    haha nah, I just put my last name into urban dictionary.
    As you could guess, I was pleasantly surprised what my name meant on uhh, the 'streets'
    Hah. Mine is really uninteresting - it's a section of a city. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Bludclotzz)
    did anal with this girl, she **** on my ****
    HAHAHAH!:eek3:
    Oh dear that must have been awful for the girl- that would probably be my worst nightmare
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    (Original post by supergirl182)
    HAHAHAH!:eek3:
    Oh dear that must have been awful for the girl- that would probably be my worst nightmare
    for her ? what about me?
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    The first-time me and my ex had sex, we were in a hotel room, it was quite vigorous and we went to change positions and realised that I had started bleeding. I ran to the bathroom absolutely horrified that we'd broken me or something, it wasn't my first time and I hadn't even noticed until we went to move. I was trying to make it stop and when I finally managed to sort it out, he said, 'It looks like a crime scene in here!' He had to call reception and pretend he had a nose bleed so we could get new sheets.... Moral of the story, don't have rough sex in a hotel room where everything is white
 
 
 
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