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    Okay this is really hard for me to talk about because i kinda shy about this stuff.
    NO TROLL this is all honest stuff
    Ive got around 40GB+ of porn on my hard drive, and its hidden so my parents can't see it. ive been masterbauting for the past 2-3 years, everyday. for around 1-2 hours everday.
    unless im working, out on holiday or busy with something else.
    and whats much worse, i have a gf ( casual ) and she wants to go further ( give me head ) but my penis is kinda swollen up now and its stiff most of the time and its gotten smaller.
    how the heck can i stop masterbauting ?
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    When you get the 'urge' do some weights, go for a jog, just general exercise. It'll take your mind off it and wear you out so you wouldn't even want to & keep you fit. Win/win
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    put a barbedwire pair of boxers on
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    superglue sandpaper to your hands
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    :troll:
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    you gotta stop doing that to your **** otherwise your guna get even worser problems..seriously just go out for a walk or do some boxin it will be worth it in the end!! *wink wink*(
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    :lolwut: Delete your porn...
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    (Original post by Missmeem)
    :lolwut: Delete your porn...
    Shockingly obvious, isn't it.

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    and its gotten smaller.
    :curious:
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    when your horny just google 2girls 1 cup. or 2guys 1 horse..thats even worse..
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    (Original post by Missmeem)
    :lolwut: Delete your porn...
    [/thread]

    :rolleyes:
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    Smaller? Your porn or you member? I don't know how that would happen.
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    Can it actually get smaller? I heard that it only got a fraction smaller and that was only temporary.
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    http://spirit.nsbit.com/srsly.jpg
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    Delete your porn, mainly because it will stop/change the habit but also because there's loads of free porn on the web. Jeez!
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    (Original post by emanuel_arsenalfc)
    when your horny just google 2girls 1 cup. or 2guys 1 horse..thats even worse..
    1 guy 1 jar :yy:
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    (Original post by EskimoJo)
    1 guy 1 jar :yy:
    1 guy 1 jar??????? that doesnt sound good..
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    (Original post by emanuel_arsenalfc)
    1 guy 1 jar??????? that doesnt sound good..
    No. I advise you to avoid it. :sadnod: :afraid:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    ive been masterbauting for the past 2-3 years
    Well, on the plus side, you apparently have pretty good stamina.

    Wah-wah-waaaaaaah.
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    (Original post by emanuel_arsenalfc)
    1 guy 1 jar??????? that doesnt sound good..
    It's really not good :eek:
    The squeamish will be violently ill!


    Dude! Delete your porn, go jogging and think of Margaret Thatcher on a cold day.
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    So its swollen, and its gotten smaller?

    Wow.

    Just delete your porn. You've got a girlfriend to do stuff with now.
 
 
 
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