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    I'm starting this thread just because i'm curious...I want to know what Pick up lines you use to get girls/guys, or what pick up lines people have used on you.
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    I'll start with one that someone said to me - and it was terrible "I couldn't help but notice you looking at me.....so do you want to give me your number then.."
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    "You'll **** me right?"
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    (Original post by cowsgoquack)
    "You'll **** me right?"
    As a virgin i can verify that this is indeed amazingly effective, close to 100% to be statistical
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    As a virgin i can verify that this is indeed amazingly effective, close to 100% to be statistical
    So you'd like it if someone said that to you whilst trying to chat you up??
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    So you'd like it if someone said that to you whilst trying to chat you up??
    Considering i'm male, and a virgin, yes. Infact, if she could cut to the chase and pull me off, i'd be even more gladdened
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Considering i'm male, and a virgin, yes. Infact, if she could cut to the chase and pull me off, i'd be even more gladdened
    So you'll **** me right?
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Considering i'm male, and a virgin, yes. Infact, if she could cut to the chase and pull me off, i'd be even more gladdened
    Ok then....maybe its just me or because i'm a female but if a guy said that to me he'd have no chance of getting it...
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    "Is your name Jacobs? 'Cause you're making me crackers."

    Or a slight variation on the classic?

    "Did it hurt?" "When?" "When you choked on my ****?"
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    So you'll **** me right?
    Probably not! :p:

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    Ok then....maybe its just me or because i'm a female but if a guy said that to me he'd have no chance of getting it...
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    To be honest i was just kidding. I'd question the sanity of someone who realised they wanted to **** me on our first meeting :rofl: I'd rather get to know them first
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    Are you bendy?
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    Well, only one has ever worked on me. (The others involved drinks and/or grinding).

    "Be original and say yes; no-one else does".

    I went out on two dates with him, got together officially six months later, and here we are 17 months after that.
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Probably not! :p:



    To be honest i was just kidding. I'd question the sanity of someone who realised they wanted to **** me on our first meeting :rofl: I'd rather get to know them first
    You disappoint me :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    You disappoint me :getmecoat:
    Your mum disappoints me
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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Your mum disappoints me
    :zomg: I just got owned!


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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    :zomg: I just got owned!


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    (Original post by Lefty Leo)
    Probably not! :p:



    To be honest i was just kidding. I'd question the sanity of someone who realised they wanted to **** me on our first meeting :rofl: I'd rather get to know them first
    Yeah same.....Any guy who approached me with that would only want one thing and it would not be wanting to get to know me!
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    "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"
    "No, why?"
    "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison." :awesome:

    Remember my name...
    You'll be reporting it to the police later.

    And the old classic: "does this smell of chloroform?"

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    (Original post by halfoflessthan50p)
    "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"
    "No, why?"
    "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison." :awesome:

    Remember my name...
    You'll be reporting it to the police later.

    And the old classic: "does this smell of chloroform?"


    Is that a pick up line you use or has been used on you..........please say its the latter...
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    yep. the latter of course :ninja:
 
 
 
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