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Rich_183
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Because otherwise my balls would have exploded :eyeball:
:yes: well said fella
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Yet you still posted a message.
And so did you manage to do! Well done lad, well done! :excited:
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Well, why not?
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Pfft, sex is for people with social skills.
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I was bored.
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I got a phone call saying she wanted to give me a going away present
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(Original post by GodSlayer2009)
I got a phone call saying she wanted to give me a going away present
You should go out of town more often! http://forums.explosm.net/images/smilies/highfive.gif

And erm we were both horny I guess? It's hard not to have sex when you're hugging a hot person in bed.
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Because we were drunk on holiday
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Because we were drunk on holiday
You're finally back.
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to piss a lass off i shaged the night before. it pissed her off a little too much
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Because me and my ex (who I never did anything phsyical with) decided it'd be good to be friends again. Thus with this in mind we decided to go to his empty house, buy a load of alcohol, and then commence a drinking game based on watching series 2 of the Inbetweeners where a shot was taken for every occasion where one of them said 'clunge' 'brilliant' 'my ****' and 'bumder'

.... about an hour later his mum returned to us getting it on in her bed....


We're now back together
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(Original post by Advanced Subsidiary)
You're finally back.
Indeed I am been very busy as of late of you been keeping?
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Quite simply:
http://hawko.navhost.com/FEELS_GOOD_MAN.png
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Indeed I am been very busy as of late of you been keeping?
Doing well per se, everything's going the way I want so it's all good. Finally got a free house - as in my brother and sister moved out.

On topic: Last Time was because I wanted to, in the swimming pool. :rolleyes:
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For that transient feeling of being wanted.
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The Horn.

And it was the final act to cling on to intimacy before the inevitable and looming break up.


Too honest?
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had an empty house
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to piss a lass off i shaged the night before. it pissed her off a little too much
Niiiice.
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Niiiice.
she didnt think so. me and the lass had a good time though ahaha... btw im not a complete and utter ****:rolleyes:
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she didnt think so. me and the lass had a good time though ahaha... btw im not a complete and utter ****:rolleyes:
I wouldn't of either why did you want to piss her off she musta done something pretty bad lol if not and I was her Id get you back big time :yes: , didn't say you were a **** who am I to judge anyhow
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