Why did you last have sex? Watch
Because otherwise my balls would have exploded
Yet you still posted a message.
I got a phone call saying she wanted to give me a going away present
And erm we were both horny I guess? It's hard not to have sex when you're hugging a hot person in bed.
Because we were drunk on holiday
.... about an hour later his mum returned to us getting it on in her bed....
We're now back together
You're finally back.
Indeed I am been very busy as of late of you been keeping?
On topic: Last Time was because I wanted to, in the swimming pool.
And it was the final act to cling on to intimacy before the inevitable and looming break up.
to piss a lass off i shaged the night before. it pissed her off a little too much
she didnt think so. me and the lass had a good time though ahaha... btw im not a complete and utter ****